What have you learned today?

[Uncle Leo]

That the 'spicy' in 'spicy chicken wrap' at my local Lebanese café should actually read 'really ****ing hot'

 

[Hazey]

Lucky man (it is a man, or does she work at the circus?)

I have also discovered what a wonderful site with wonderful people this can be. :)

Well it should be a man, although I haven't seen him for a while and you know how quickly the surgeons work these days.

 

[Cricko]

That the 'spicy' in 'spicy chicken wrap' at my local Lebanese café should actually read 'really ****ing hot'

Lol,stick these in the Fridge for later James.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Dishes??? do it your ****ing self your suppose to be a mother!

Start of the summer hols we brought this in - just one of those little things to show me how much they love and respect me! - and it worked pretty well up to about a week ago, and I think the daughter's got into school attitude a week early because I can't do right for doing wrong! Besides at her age, I was doing my own ironing and loads of stuff - she gets off lightly if you ask me!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Start of the summer hols we brought this in - just one of those little things to show me how much they love and respect me! - and it worked pretty well up to about a week ago, and I think the daughter's got into school attitude a week early because I can't do right for doing wrong! Besides at her age, I was doing my own ironing and loads of stuff - she gets off lightly if you ask me!

(In case Mrs MK is reading this, I would like to point out: JOKE!)

I value my testicles

 

[The Hall Has Eyes]

That we are going down, most people are saying it on the main page, it must be true

 

[OldBlueLady]

(In case Mrs MK is reading this, I would like to point out: JOKE!)

I value my testicles

I'm damn sure you're not a chauvinist! Do you know when my Tesco man pulled up outside the other day with the shopping - I got shouted at from the lounge to say the van was here, so I stopped the ironing and then not one of them (that was hubby and daughter on that occasion) came to help! Lazy wotsits, I do more than enough for them all!

Something else I learned today is that you shouldn't assume that because a hamster is lying on its back all cute like and looking at you, doesn't mean it wants you to stroke it! He drew blood!

 

[Bluesmanager]

Sod all.

Well someone had to play the card. :p

 

[Fiftyone]

Some of my fellow "supporters" are very happy to see the team conceed five goals - it gives them another excuse to have a pop at the Chairman, Management Team and various players.:thumbdown:

 

[AdamTheShrimper]

Today i learnt that you shouldnt irritate your cat because your bored.

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

I learned that I might not be as good at the SZ quiz as I thought I might be....

 

[JoshC]

I learned that I might not be as good at the SZ quiz as I thought I might be....

I've learnt alot about Freheim Holm

 

[Tinks]

That I shouldn't have taken the last dose of medication knowing what the side-effects are

 

[Einstein]

Lots of things today - all DIY related. Never knew buying my first ever drill and sander set would be so much fun... and exhausting... and potentially dangerous to anyone who comes near me :D :cool:

 

[Bluesmanager]

Note to self: Keep Einstien away from all DIY stores.

 

[Harold Bishop Killer]

That pouring boiling water on to your other half's foot is not a form of foreplay. To her anyway.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Lots of things today - all DIY related. Never knew buying my first ever drill and sander set would be so much fun... and exhausting... and potentially dangerous to anyone who comes near me :D :cool:

Didn't you? Buying any new piece of tool kit to a man, is a hugely exciting experience. Trouble is, the novelty soon wears off!

 

[Desert Shrimper]

I've learnt alot about Freheim Holm

That he can be a kind and considerate lover? :stunned:

 

[* ORM *]

Today I learned that they now suspect Shakespeare died of tuberculosis

 

[SUBBlue]

Morning Chaps!

I've learnt that my neighbours don't like me answering the front door or doing the gardening in just my socks.
Occasionally, when I'm bending over doing the weeding, lots of blood can flow to my old bill, with throbbingly predictable results.
Anyway, they've been taking pictures and sending them to the council to complain.
I wonder what the reaction was on getting a photo of a naked, hirsute man holding a trowel in one hand, a grow bag in the other with a bucket hanging from my schlong.

Toodle Pip!

Sounds like you need an OnlyFans account my friend..