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What have you learned today?

Winkle

Manager
Lots of people say that they learn something new everyday, but is this truth or ficton?
I have learnt two new things today, that I never new before, they are.

(1) To stay off the chat board after we get stuffed 5-2 as the tsunami of negativity is overwealming me.

(2) That "Alpen" bars dont dunk!

Whats have you learned today?
 
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That writing a dissertation for a masters is ten times harder then writing it for an undergrad degree, as you can't make stuff up.
 
That teenagers are a pain in the arse. Actually, I didn't learn that, but today confirmed it.
 
Less offensive ;)
What happened anyway?

That MY teenagers are a pain in the arse. Actually, I didn't learn that, but today confirmed it.

Is that better?!

Put it this way, their bedding which I'd asked them for for washing today was finally delivered to me amid much grumbling at half past 1; the dishwasher remains unemptied (they take it in turns); one settee is full of his crap - and I mean full!; the armchair and about two foot around it is full of hers; spent just under a ton on them in Sports and Soccer earlier, and the jacket I got her is "naff" despite describing it to her on the phone and he thought I should buy him a new water bottle!

Oh, and now it rains - so I could easily have done my boot sale this morning! Just part and parcel of every day life chez moi I guess, thanks for asking! :'(

Don't mind me, just having a moan......as usual, I know!
 
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That there are no buses on a Sunday that go to Asda from my gaffe. Grr.

I wont shop in Sainsbury's unless I really have to and I prefer to shop in Tescos. But can't get there either! So ended up at a local shopping shop and bought weeks shop in there. Didnt do back for £26, doubt I would have spent £26 in Asda.

Oh and another thing. I've lost my USB Stick and im not a happy bunny :'(
 
That there are no buses on a Sunday that go to Asda from my gaffe. Grr.

I wont shop in Sainsbury's unless I really have to and I prefer to shop in Tescos. But can't get there either! So ended up at a local shopping shop and bought weeks shop in there. Didnt do back for £26, doubt I would have spent £26 in Asda.

Oh and another thing. I've lost my USB Stick and im not a happy bunny :'(

if it's any consolation if I can get over in october i'll bring you some maple syrup
 
That there are no buses on a Sunday that go to Asda from my gaffe. Grr.

I wont shop in Sainsbury's unless I really have to and I prefer to shop in Tescos. But can't get there either! So ended up at a local shopping shop and bought weeks shop in there. Didnt do back for £26, doubt I would have spent £26 in Asda.

Oh and another thing. I've lost my USB Stick and im not a happy bunny :'(


Well, if you are in Vange today, surely Tesco is only 5 mins walk away!!
 
Today, I've learnt that Salomon Kalou sticks out like a sore thumb in a Chelsea team comprised of some of the worlds best. Mainly because he is sh*t.
 
Is that better?!

Put it this way, their bedding which I'd asked them for for washing today was finally delivered to me amid much grumbling at half past 1; the dishwasher remains unemptied (they take it in turns); one settee is full of his crap - and I mean full!; the armchair and about two foot around it is full of hers; spent just under a ton on them in Sports and Soccer earlier, and the jacket I got her is "naff" despite describing it to her on the phone and he thought I should buy him a new water bottle!

Oh, and now it rains - so I could easily have done my boot sale this morning! Just part and parcel of every day life chez moi I guess, thanks for asking! :'(

Don't mind me, just having a moan......as usual, I know!

Dishes??? do it your ****ing self your suppose to be a mother!
 
What is your f*cking problem? Is it because no f*cker on here likes you, and virtually everyone on this board will back Old Blue Lady.

Rep points (although mean nothing) suggest otherwise!

anyway OldBlueTreacle knows when I am ****ing with her
 

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