Rob Noxious
Retro Supremo⭐
Been enjoying John Cooper Clarke's autobiography 'I Wanna Be Yours' today. He made me chortle when telling about his experience on the terraces at Old Trafford ...
"The football terrace chant, as it was then, was the last repository of true folk music. It's amazing how quickly snippets of topical import would make their way into the baying derogatory chorus, but it was usually inflammatory insults aimed at the opposing fans and indeed the town they lived in. Take this favourite anti-Liverpool chant of mine, the classic 'Kop Tw@ts', to the tune of 'Top Cat':
Kop Tw@ts
You thieving b@st@rds
Kop Tw@ts
You thieving b@st@rds
We all know you sign on the dole
And you live in a f@cking sh!t 'ole."
"The football terrace chant, as it was then, was the last repository of true folk music. It's amazing how quickly snippets of topical import would make their way into the baying derogatory chorus, but it was usually inflammatory insults aimed at the opposing fans and indeed the town they lived in. Take this favourite anti-Liverpool chant of mine, the classic 'Kop Tw@ts', to the tune of 'Top Cat':
Kop Tw@ts
You thieving b@st@rds
Kop Tw@ts
You thieving b@st@rds
We all know you sign on the dole
And you live in a f@cking sh!t 'ole."