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Weirdest Day Ever

Bluebelle Babe

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Here's what i done yesterday

first i went down priory park with my mates, you know the little rivers that run through the park, well i fell in one of those, got my shoe stuck in the mud at the bottom, was capped in mud, then 3 boys came over and actually got in the river, 30 minutes later at 7pm then found my shoe, then i had to run home, have a quick shower, get dressed, then i had to go training with southend at 7.30pm, with all the river crap, i was late for training!

what a fun day!
 
I thought this was going to be an interesting thread about acid/mushrooms and/or solvents.

What a let down.
 
I thought this was going to be an interesting thread about acid/mushrooms and/or solvents.

What a let down.


funny you should mention that. i have just been to the WHSmith and bought some Pritt Stick and a couple of marker pens. its gonna be a mad bank holiday.
 
I like laughing too, much better than crying...when I cry with laughter however I end up confused.
I'm just thankful that she managed to keep the mud out of her hair...lucky escape that one.

yer, its better than being moody or crying all the time lol

its weird when i cry and laugh at the same time, i always end up laughing tho!

yer, i washed my hair again for ages today just to make sure!
 
My weirdest day ever was wandering around Colchester high street. Was so weird. I was so confused. Everyone looked the same.
 
My weirdest day ever was wandering around Colchester high street. Was so weird. I was so confused. Everyone looked the same.

lol, i havnt been to colchester since the game last year when maher and gower got sent off :mad:
 
yer, its better than being moody or crying all the time lol

its weird when i cry and laugh at the same time, i always end up laughing tho!

yer, i washed my hair again for ages today just to make sure!

Not sure if you know that mud with a high iron mineral content is actually considered in some countries to be a cure for baldness.

So next time you're messing around in a dyke you may wish to remember this.
 
Not sure if you know that mud with a high iron mineral content is actually considered in some countries to be a cure for baldness.

So next time you're messing around in a dyke you may wish to remember this.

trust me, i am NEVER doing that again lol
 
Probably wasn't as weird as when a friend changed another friend's number in his entire phone so that every single person he texted asked who the hell was texting them. Naturally, they left their phone number as it was and sent loads of really aggressive texts back!
 
yer, its better than being moody or crying all the time lol

its weird when i cry and laugh at the same time, i always end up laughing tho!

yer, i washed my hair again for ages today just to make sure!



ha haa that sounds really funny, was the water deep?, cricky I lost my shoe once, (up a cows bottom) it really is a pain in the rear having to skip everywhere, what shampoo are you using??

I have laughed and cried once, we found my grandmother dead once years ago, and we were all really sad, we were in tears, well only for a second because when we rolled her over she had obviously died whilst walking into the front room with a jam sandwich because she had half a jam sandwich stuc to her face, honestly we didnt know weather to laugh of cry the silly old sod (god rest her sole) so we all chose to laugh and Boner our dog, got to eat the sandwich (off of grandmares face)
 
ha haa that sounds really funny, was the water deep?, cricky I lost my shoe once, (up a cows bottom) it really is a pain in the rear having to skip everywhere, what shampoo are you using??

I have laughed and cried once, we found my grandmother dead once years ago, and we were all really sad, we were in tears, well only for a second because when we rolled her over she had obviously died whilst walking into the front room with a jam sandwich because she had half a jam sandwich stuc to her face, honestly we didnt know weather to laugh of cry the silly old sod (god rest her sole) so we all chose to laugh and Boner our dog, got to eat the sandwich (off of grandmares face)

Funniest post of the year!
 

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