Question Wedding hymms needed.

[Bob Cratchitt]

I had Give Me Joy in My Heart, and Jerusalem. The last one I cannot remember as it was the Wife's choice and it was 9 years ago.

 

[Streaky]

How about "Little Donkey" - not technically a hymm, but will give everyone a chuckle!

 

[please delete my account]

Seriously, **** the hymns.

Organise a dj or live band. It'll be a bit different and you won't have to listen to the mind-numbingly boring religious stuff..
I mean, it's supposed to be a party innit?

Whack on a bit of bump and grind and get down and dirty with one of your loose Aunts (we've all got at least one).

Alternatively, if you're a bit stuck, my band (The Tarquin Fauntleroy Experience) will do a stint for £20.
I've been itching to try out my new song, Spam Javelin, and this seems to be the perfect opportunity.

Kind Regards

 

[TrueBlue]

Help !!!!!!!!!!

Forgot all about it but Mrs DtS and I are meeting the vicar tonight to discuss our pending summer wedding.

The vicar asked us to think of two or three hymms that we want sung at the wedding. Mrs DtS in turn passed this duty to me.

The only god I pray to is that of Freddy Eastwood and I havent got a clue. Can someone give me a few pointers.

ta

Where is my invite

 

[DTS]

Where is my invite

It was withdrawn after you starting singing "duh duh duh duh - Dave the Seagull" at Crewe away this season......

:thumbdown:

 

[TrueBlue]

It was withdrawn after you starting singing "duh duh duh duh - Dave the Seagull" at Crewe away this season......

:thumbdown:

You in a Brighton shirt as a boy did not help!

 

[DTS]

You in a Brighton shirt as a boy did not help!

As explained a the time at the age of 5-6 all i would wear would be football shirts. As a result I had half the football leagues kits.

As you will know if you had read the excellent "My life as a Shrimper" by DoDtS which is still available from the author I believe and has been nomintated for many an award I didnt even live in Brighton at that point and didnt for another ten years after that photo was taken.

Plus I have to stock the bar and I dont want to buy loads of pineapple gay drinks that only you and my mate "In the closet" Kevin will drink.

 

[Mad Cyril]

As explained a the time at the age of 5-6 all i would wear would be football shirts. As a result I had half the football leagues kits.

Who bought these shirts for you and what the hell were they playing at?

 

[TrueBlue]

As explained a the time at the age of 5-6 all i would wear would be football shirts. As a result I had half the football leagues kits.

As you will know if you had read the excellent "My life as a Shrimper" by DoDtS which is still available from the author I believe and has been nomintated for many an award I didnt even live in Brighton at that point and didnt for another ten years after that photo was taken.

Plus I have to stock the bar and I dont want to buy loads of pineapple gay drinks that only you and my mate "In the closet" Kevin will drink.

Harsh words my Seagull friend

 

[ldnfatso]

I think LdnFatso has already got his hand up for that one. (He also wants to do "Pass the Duchee.")

lol, cheeky sod!