Vanity?

[BaileytheQuitter]

Tooth brush??????

:O

That was my response...cant say ive ever put it to the test.

And not my own. Brothers maybe...

 

[Vange Shrimper]

And I would advise you take this with a pinch of salt mate...

Toothbrush and salt?! Christ, that will hurt! ;)

 

[BaileytheQuitter]

Wouldnt that be a bit painful?!

Should try the one that vibrated 40,000 times a minute!

OUCH!

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

And I would advise you take this with a pinch of salt mate...

HHHMMMM.....no cheese with out Milking!!!!

 

[Cricko]

as long as it's not your regular toothbrush......

No you best save that for the clinkers on yer ar$e...:unsure:

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Should try the one that vibrated 40,000 times a minute!

OUCH!

Yeah I can imagine........!

 

[Southend_Lady]

I still wonder why men want to shave there Crack ....I am obviously niave.. Perhaps you can enlighten me Sam...

Nothing worse than a massive crack full of hair, I mean how would you feel if you went to touch a women intimately (obviously this is prob going back 67 years for you) and you found a big bush of hair in those regions I dont think you would be none too pleased hmmmm? It works both ways you know!

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Nothing worse than a massive crack full of hair, I mean how would you feel if you went to touch a women intimately (obviously this is prob going back 108 years for you) and you found a big bush of hair in those regions I dont think you would be none too pleased hmmmm? It works both ways you know!

More like it, Sam :) :p

 

[Cricko]

Nothing worse than a massive crack full of hair, I mean how would you feel if you went to touch a women intimately (obviously this is prob going back 67 years for you) and you found a big bush of hair in those regions I dont think you would be none too pleased hmmmm? It works both ways you know!

Don't you just pick the buggers off with your teef...

 

[Jai]

Nothing wrong with a good stand up wash in the sink every six months.

 

[MissWestStand]

Nothing worse than a massive crack full of hair, I mean how would you feel if you went to touch a women intimately (obviously this is prob going back 67 years for you) and you found a big bush of hair in those regions I dont think you would be none too pleased hmmmm? It works both ways you know!

I think sack and crack waxes should be made the law

 

[Winkle]

I still wonder why men want to shave there Crack ....I am obviously niave.. Perhaps you can enlighten me Sam...

Excactly my point...why would you want to? Its not cricket, and if the missus or the girlfriend dont like it tough! In my last job to decide who made the tea we used ro have a "crack test". This involved dropping ones cackes and whoever had the dirtiest crack made the tea.... I never ever made the tea, but I made sure whover lost scrubbed there hands vigorously before they made any!

 

[Jai]

Don't really know what's wrong with a good old-fashioned tea rota...

 

[Southend_Lady]

I think sack and crack waxes should be made the law

Yep im with you on that one!

 

[BrettieAngell]

I think sack and crack waxes should be made the law

Yep im with you on that one!

I've never done it, its not very manly men are supposed to be hairy for goodness sakes!

 

[Cricko]

I think sack and crack waxes should be made the law

You will be ok Sarah ..half of that crowd you hang about with in the West won't have grown any yet ..:dim:

 

[class]

I'm with DtS (not literally, I might add) and maintain the downstairs region probably once a week...

:angel:

 

[South Bank Hank]

Why would ANYONE chose to do this for a living though?

Can't believe this passed by without further comment.
It really is the key question.


"What do you do for a living?"
"I wax arses"
"Enjoy it?"
"Had worse jobs...", etc, etc...


Seriously, where's the job satisfaction in that?
"Hmmm, I've made that **** look really good there..."

 

[OldBlueLady]

Can't believe this passed by without further comment.
It really is the key question.


"What do you do for a living?"
"I wax arses"
"Enjoy it?"
"Had worse jobs...", etc, etc...


Seriously, where's the job satisfaction in that?
"Hmmm, I've made that **** look really good there..."

I know, I was amazed no-one responded. Can you imagine aspiring to do this for a living though? Wonder if they accept any work experience students and give them the worst offenders to practise on!

 

[canveyshrimper]

I know, I was amazed no-one responded. Can you imagine aspiring to do this for a living though? Wonder if they accept any work experience students and give them the worst offenders to practise on!

Rather like a proctologist, not a career path I would follow.:nope: