Valentine's Day

[HawkwellShrimper]

Got a gril in bed, shagged the f*ck out of her, won't see her again until I want to, job done really! Little Sl*t!

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

Valentine's day is rubbish, I went into Gloucester today and there were loads of flower stalls with big queues of couples, with most of them the bird already had flowers . Two bunches of flowers is just greedy.

A few of the lads I know are going out with their significant others tonight to get their wallets raped, while I'll be out and about getting off my face while dressed like the 118 advert. How valentines day should be.

Alexis

True to my word I got absolutely ****ered in the freezing cold. Maybe a vest and shorts weren't the best idea for the middle of february, although running around cheltenham dressed like 118 was quite fun. I ended up losing my wig, fake tache and also my wallet.:eek:

Luckily the wallet was handed in to the cloakroom so the drunken panic was quickly stopped, can't really remember much else until this morning when I woke up realising I had missed my lecture. Happy days.

Alexis

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Got a gril in bed, shagged the f*ck out of her, won't see her again until I want to, job done really! Little Sl*t!

And they say romance is dead...

:thump: :finger:

 

[The General]

True to my word I got absolutely ****ered in the freezing cold. Maybe a vest and shorts weren't the best idea for the middle of february, although running around cheltenham dressed like 118 was quite fun. I ended up losing my wig, fake tache and also my wallet.:eek:

Luckily the wallet was handed in to the cloakroom so the drunken panic was quickly stopped, can't really remember much else until this morning when I woke up realising I had missed my lecture. Happy days.

Alexis

What was he like, then!?

:flamer:

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

What was he like, then!?

:flamer:

What are you implying Kevin???

 

[Slipperduke]

Got a gril in bed, shagged the f*ck out of her, won't see her again until I want to, job done really! Little Sl*t!

Romeo and Juliet, Act Three Scene Four:

Soft, what light from yonder window breaks? Ah, tis Juliet and she is well gagging for a bit of Romeo-loving, the little slag.

 

[sufcintheprem]

True to my word I got absolutely ****ered in the freezing cold. Maybe a vest and shorts weren't the best idea for the middle of february, although running around cheltenham dressed like 118 was quite fun. I ended up losing my wig, fake tache and also my wallet.:eek:

Luckily the wallet was handed in to the cloakroom so the drunken panic was quickly stopped, can't really remember much else until this morning when I woke up realising I had missed my lecture. Happy days.

Alexis

I'm trying to work out whether the stars are 'batt' or 'bugg'

Is this what you meant Kev?

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

Romeo and Juliet, Act Three Scene Four:

Soft, what light from yonder window breaks? Ah, tis Juliet and she is well gagging for a bit of Romeo-loving, the little slag.

Presumably yours was more like Romeo and Juliet, Act 1 Scene Five:

If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To doink you straight through the headboard...

 

[Slipperduke]

Presumably yours was more like Romeo and Juliet, Act 1 Scene Five:

If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To doink you straight through the headboard...

*beams with pride*

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Presumably yours was more like Romeo and Juliet, Act 1 Scene Five:

If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To doink you straight through the headboard...

:hilarious:

Literature is alive and well on the Zone, I see...

:bear:

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

I'm trying to work out whether the stars are 'batt' or 'bugg'

Is this what you meant Kev?

Ah now it all makes sense, due to lack of sleep/carrying on drinking when the SU opened this morning I can't actually remember what the word was. I think it was battered but can't be to sure.

Alexis

 

[HawkwellShrimper]

And they say romance is dead...

:thump: :finger:

Well... I duno... :hilarious: