Rattus Norvegicus
Dullard ①
........... woman SUFC fan drunkenly signing loudly in pub after 5pm on a Monday evening
It is a problem, these people that go into pubs and just sign all night .............:facepalm:
........... woman SUFC fan drunkenly signing loudly in pub after 5pm on a Monday evening
What I said is that the police would be inundated if they arrested every c*ck who made a tool of themselves on a late night train.
Forget the cost, which is another issue, but were there enough police on the beat, on trains etc, to stamp down on this sort of behaviour without being alerted to it first (based on there being no mention of anyone actually calling the police) I imagine that the vast majority would have little to do for most of the time.
Which would lead to the smallest misdemeanours being picked up, which whilst not being a bad thing, would have a vast number of people moaning about their parking ticket, litter fine etc etc and screaming about a police state.
Difficult call this...
Not surprised he got off at Benfleet(chav city),runs for cover.:winking:
"The prospect of getting a kicking for your troubles tends to do that."
That sums it up. can you imagine saying to that idiot "Would you tone the language down please?" and getting a reply of..
"Yeah sure. Sorry all, I'll be quiet now, I didn't mean to offend!":sad:
FFS whatever next
man seen wearing SUFC shirt drops litter in high street on a weds evening - ban him for life, woman SUFC fan drunkenly signing loudly in pub after 5pm on a Monday evening but get the words wrong, record and send to police for a 3 yr ban from football and life time ban from all pubs in the country.
grow up
Every now and again you may come up against a very annoying drunk. They always say and sing stuff that they wouldn't if they were sober. It may be football stuff, it may be racial stuff, it may be personal attacks, or something else.
Rule No.1... Never argue with a drunk, you can't win. He will be right whatever he says, and you will be wrong, even tho you are right. Rule No.2...Move away from the drunk because of rule No.1. Arguing or telling him off, can escalate things.
Out of sight, out of earshot is the best policy. Moving to another carriage far away in this case. Then if he gets a pasting from another passenger, so be it.
Rule No 3 , punch him in the mouth and then step over him .
A simple picture does the trick. Social media. Name and shame. If the offender is clearly a SUFC fan (wearing colours) publish it on the official website or twitter feed. You're not welcome here.
Surprisingly, and it always scares me rigid when she does it, Mrs RHB is incredibly good at sorting gobshites out like that. It probably comes from years of chastising our kids in that 'don't argue with me' voice. I tend to hide behind anything solid when she does it, in case she needs help. Sometimes they just don't know how to handle a woman.
Women are often used in confrontational situations because they do tend to be able to get in there and try and sort it out without being actually a physical threat to anyone. Men generally don't attack women. I don't know if they still do, but I know West Ham used to have some women stewards who went in first to sort out the more troublesome mouthy fans. It generally worked very well.
So are you saying I could make lots of money from renting my missus out on crowd control?