Ugly footballers

[Firestorm]

From the Beauty and the beast section

Kerembou

and

Adriana Skenarikova

 

[canveyshrimper]

http://www.uglyfootballers.com/

Try this site

Good shout, I'd forgotten about Nigel Spink, he makes a living after football haunting houses.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Found these on a site which has all the stickers from the 84 and 85 Panini albums:

Ian Scanlon (St Mirren)

John Pender (Wolves)

Eric Gates (Ipswich, played at Roots Hall during his Sunderland days)

Davie Dodds (Dundee United, although he did play for Rangers and is perhaps the finest ever example of the "you'll never meet a handsome hun" ditty)

Nigel Callaghan (Watford)

 

[Napster]

tachetastic!

http://www.craigcullen.co.uk/asp/facial84.asp?Facial=Tache

why don't players have taches anymore?

 

[Firestorm]

Baldrick

http://www.uglyfootballers.com/content/images/look_a_likes/baldrick.jpg

Triston Ivanov

That websites got a look alike bit as well

 

[Cheltenham Shrimper]

Karel Poborsky, Ronaldo, Ronaldinhio, Andrei Shevchenko, Oliver Kahn...

I could name hundreds at the moment :D

 

[davewebbsbrain]

My ugly player is also included in my favourite chant of all time:

Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye,
4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie,
When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,
Ian Dowie's feckin ugly,
Ian Dowie's feckin ugly.

 

[Van Whale]

Yossi Benayoun is another West Ham player who looks like hes just been dug up, and Marlon Harewood looks like a Walrus. Two more West Ham pin-ups!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Wayne Rooney is no oil painting and neither is his cousin, whose name escapes me right now.

Although Ronaldo may think otherwise :finger:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Nigel Callaghan (Watford)

Star of one of those Sky One Uncovered progs a few years back.
Isn't he now a DJ in Ayia Napa woowoo?

 

[EastStandBlue]

The ugliest player of all time, Mr Ian Dowie

 

[SUFC_Al]

The ugliest player of all time, Mr Ian Dowie

I'm confused , is Dowie on the right? :D

 

[Cricko2]

The Elephant Man

 

[South Bank Hank]

Even Google couldn't come up with a pic for Southend's very own Mark Hone! Proof if ever it was needed that there indeed was a face to crack the lens of a camera from 500 yards..

 

[Napster]

Even Google couldn't come up with a pic for Southend's very own Mark Hone! Proof if ever it was needed that there indeed was a face to crack the lens of a camera from 500 yards..

Oh yes it can

Unfortunately, it's too far away.

Mark is now assistant manager at Spalding, and hoping to get the Lincoln assistant's job.

 

[South Bank Hank]

As you say, too far away...

I believe that pic to be the product of a zoom lens attachment on a camera placed at least 600 yards from the offending individual. Even then, the lack of focus suggests that the picture has been taken from behind toughened glass.

Good skills Naps nonetheless.

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

The ugliest player of all time, Mr Ian Dowie

Dowie's picture there reminds me more of Sloth from The Goonies.

As for ugly footballers Steve Ogrizovic (sp) the former coventry keeper was hardly a stunner.

 

[scrounger]

Alf Inge Haaland used to scare me as a child.

 

[SUFC_Al]

Ian Ormondroyd