Txt spk: Hlp pls!

[Firestorm]

Rafa

da pool r ace m8 AC wl gt dun big time

Ancellotti

que ?

 

[Davros]

TEXT SPEAK

Rafa: Hi Carlo! Rafa hre! How r u ?

Carlo: Rafa! Im perfect! Hows ur wife? ;)

Rafa: erm…gud. Lstn, I need 2 talk 2 u.

Carlo: Sure! Wts t prblm? Girl trble?

Rafa: No :(

Carlo: Cme on! U cn tel Uncle Carlo!

Rafa: Hi C/Lo! Rafa ere! owz U?

Carlo: Rafa! I'm Pfekt, Owz ur bitch? ;)

Rafa: Da Bitch iz gud innit. Ears, i wana tork 2 u.

Carlo: s'up? wimin probz?

Rafa: Na Bruv :(

Carlo: C'mon! U cn tell Unkz ne-ting!

 

[Slipperduke]

Rafa: Hi C/Lo! Rafa ere! owz U?

Carlo: Rafa! I'm Pfekt, Owz ur bitch? ;)

Rafa: Da Bitch iz gud innit. Ears, i wana tork 2 u.

Carlo: s'up? wimin probz?

Rafa: Na Bruv :(

Carlo: C'mon! U cn tell Unkz ne-ting!

That is both brilliant and terrifying at the same time!

 

[Davros]

Leeboy can tell you thats not how i usualy text.... however i picked up the skill trying to desipher txts my mate Karlos sends to me.

I'll PM you my address for the Bradley Walsh DVD, and you know where the green rep goes ;)

 

[Slipperduke]

I'm sorry, Dave, but you've come second! The prize was for the most helpful piece of text which, in this case, is Napster's text translator.

It's a bitter pill to swallow, I realise. In an effort to compensate you, I have pos-repped you for your entry and neg-repped Napster for knowing it all.

Honourable mentions could take all day, but Blue Are Best rightly pointed out too many vowels, so that's third place.

Sorry Glasgow, but those Beattie books are nowhere to be seen. Either they've already gone out or they haven't turned up yet!

Thanks to everyone who helped. You've made an old man feel bewildered and confused, but not entirely alone!

 

[Napster]

I'm sorry, Dave, but you've come second! The prize was for the most helpful piece of text which, in this case, is Napster's text translator.

It's a bitter pill to swallow, I realise. In an effort to compensate you, I have pos-repped you for your entry and neg-repped Napster for knowing it all.

Honourable mentions could take all day, but Blue Are Best rightly pointed out too many vowels, so that's third place.

Sorry Glasgow, but those Beattie books are nowhere to be seen. Either they've already gone out or they haven't turned up yet!

Thanks to everyone who helped. You've made an old man feel bewildered and confused, but not entirely alone!

Ah, many thanks! :)

 

[Cricko2]

Dont I get a Prize for keeping me Gob shut:confused:

 

[Davros]

i see from my rep that you cant use 'bitches' in a kids piece... would "ho's" be of any help?? :minger:

 

[Slipperduke]

i see from my rep that you cant use 'bitches' in a kids piece... would "ho's" be of any help?? :minger:

Only if I wanted to make sure that I could never write for them again!

 

[DTS]

I'm sorry, Dave, but you've come second! The prize was for the most helpful piece of text which, in this case, is Napster's text translator.

It's a bitter pill to swallow, I realise. In an effort to compensate you, I have pos-repped you for your entry and neg-repped Napster for knowing it all.

Honourable mentions could take all day, but Blue Are Best rightly pointed out too many vowels, so that's third place.

Sorry Glasgow, but those Beattie books are nowhere to be seen. Either they've already gone out or they haven't turned up yet!

Thanks to everyone who helped. You've made an old man feel bewildered and confused, but not entirely alone!

Maybe we could all neg rep Napper as a punishment for knicking Dave's DVD?

Dave told me in person he only wanted to win that DVD as it was his young sons favourite comedian.

No in effect Napster has stolen from Dave's son. Boo-Hiss :mad:

 

[Cricko2]

Absolutely....How awful ...I will be contacting my Local MP over this travesty and if I had rep to still give today grrr....I would assist you mate.

 

[Davros]

Maybe we could all neg rep Napper as a punishment for knicking Dave's DVD?

Dave told me in person he only wanted to win that DVD as it was his young sons favourite comedian.

No in effect Napster has stolen from Dave's son. Boo-Hiss :mad:

its ok Dave, im sure i can find something for Jack at a charity shop.. *sniffle sniffle*

 

[SARF]

u ducking aunt..beating chelsea was book.

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Death to text talk! The spawn of all evil in this world!

 

[DTS]

Death to text talk! The spawn of all evil in this world!

For once we agree...:flamer:

 

[Slipperduke]

Death to text talk! The spawn of all evil in this world!

I quite agree. Sadly, the newspaper in question seems to think it's all very amusing.

Thing is, Napster's link made it all so easy that it opens up a world os possibilities. I might write the first text-speak novel....

It wz d best of tImz, it wz d worst of tImz....

 

[Davros]

to back up my point that i have learnt text speak from my mate Karlos, and do not really use it myself, i sent him a text 5 mins ago that said...

Yo. Wanna Pop over tonight? Davros

quite within language i would say...

the reply i just got...

Cnt 2nyt bud. Anuva nyt?

i rest my case

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Sorry Glasgow, but those Beattie books are nowhere to be seen. Either they've already gone out or they haven't turned up yet!

Grrrrr, damn you all at icons.com!
Maybe I'll give you a heads up the next time I enter an icons compo! :D

 

[Napster]

That reminds me, the DVD came on Saturday - will watch and give everybody a review.

:)

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

That reminds me, the DVD came on Saturday - will watch and give everybody a review.

:)

To be fair to Slipper, if you win one of his "help me do my job" comps he's very quick with mailing out whatever the prize is. My (still unread) copy of Dennis Wise's autobiog came the next day!