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TRUE BLUE finds Kebab open at lunchtime for work!!!!

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Well the one I feel most sorry for is Nichola (soon to be Mrs TB). Not only does she have to put up with TB and deserves a medal for doing so, plus a further medal for heroically sticking by him, she now has to put up with him farting like a trooper and stinking of stale sheite for most of the night.

TB, eating a kebab is one thing, eating one sober and at lunchtime is quite another but worst of all getting it from the stinking ****hole known as Ali Baba's is surely tantamount to attempted suicide.
 
* ORM * said:
Well the one I feel most sorry for is Nichola (soon to be Mrs TB). Not only does she have to put up with TB and deserves a medal for doing so, plus a further medal for heroically sticking by him, she now has to put up with him farting like a trooper and stinking of stale sheite for most of the night.

TB, eating a kebab is one thing, eating one sober and at lunchtime is quite another but worst of all getting it from the stinking ****hole known as Ali Baba's is surely tantamount to attempted suicide.
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Indeed mate death by kebab!!! :angel:
 
TrueBlue said:
Quiet you! or I will feed your pink cap to you!
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Is that a euphemism? If it is, sorry, but I don't swing that way. I believe The Cliff is a drinking establishment that caters for people like your good self.

Having said that it is one of your better photos. Tell you what, why not try the TB Kebab Challenge next week - a lamb doner on the big dipper at Blackpool? And that isn't a euphemism.

Veggie kebabs are, surprisingly, quite tasty, mind, and would be perfect for a lunchtime too.
 
Groyne Strain said:
Is that a euphemism? If it is, sorry, but I don't swing that way. I believe The Cliff is a drinking establishment that caters for people like your good self.

Having said that it is one of your better photos. Tell you what, why not try the TB Kebab Challenge next week - a lamb doner on the big dipper at Blackpool? And that isn't a euphemism.

Veggie kebabs are, surprisingly, quite tasty, mind, and would be perfect for a lunchtime too.
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ok I accept your challenge sir!
 
Kebabs sober is wrong.. great humouros pic tho... just missed out to the Gillette one a year or so back.. where is that can anyone find?
 
aaaah the finest food known to man 'the donar kebab' when I used to work in rayleigh me and my eating partner used to frequently visit the same kebab shop for a bit of lunchtime madness, I dont care what anyone says about kebabs I love them. I also love the way all these doo gooders always come out of the woodwork about eating kebabs and how they are made
blah blah blah whooooo cares!!!!! after watching hugh whitingstall or what ever his name is on numerous programmes you really see what is put into all foods, evan things like see foods, shellfish the things live of **** thats what they eat

rant over
 
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