A Bit of Fun Transfer Rumours Thread (Potential New Signings)

[Linda Loan Shark]

If nobody will spill the beans on the identity of our 2 transfer targets, when are we to expect these signings?

Are they imminent or going to take a while?

Hopefully a while if it's the two that have been rumoured

 

[Shrimper]

I heard a couple of names and if they are the same that is shocking

I've been told two names and...yeah..

 

[Thunderbolt & Lightfoot]

I've heard the 2 strikers are Ron Benson and Tony Hedges

 

[Linda Loan Shark]

I've been told two names and...yeah..

It's like we are preparing for conference south already

 

[The Original Tribal Chief]

Can anybody actually name the two players other than Josh Wright? Because the 'I know something you don't' is getting right on my tits.

 

[Barry.C]

I swear we are under a transfer embargo but can only sign players who have played for us previously.

Wasnt the name changed to Lumbago for us?

 

[Southend schoolboy]

Would take Wright in a heartbeat. We need a central midfielder who is experienced AND wants to get on the ball.

 

[hlane17]

Would take Wright in a heartbeat. We need a central midfielder who is experienced AND wants to get on the ball.

I only saw him hiding last time but would happily eat my words if it meant we got out of this spiral.

 

[Evening Echo]

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[FarmdogSUFC]

Can anybody actually name the two players other than Josh Wright? Because the 'I know something you don't' is getting right on my tits.

This will genuinely be funnier when you find out later. One is a belter

 

[Danshrimp1]

Courtney Duffus? At Bromley last season and now with Morecambe

 

[hlane17]

Courtney Duffus? At Bromley last season and now with Morecambe

No chance scoring goals in L1

 

[Linda Loan Shark]

No chance scoring goals in L1

He hasn't scored this season

 

[Napster]

A propos of nothing, Simon Cox on Linkedin names the coaches he's worked under, with one massive omission.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/simon-cox-6906481a8/detail/overlay-view/urn:li:fsd_profileTreasuryMedia:(ACoAADCBRcwB9HHvE0WUzhth89dEmKLFsrT7yTw,1635459279069)/

 

[Southend schoolboy]

I only saw him hiding last time but would happily eat my words if it meant we got out of this spiral.

I did not get to see much of him last time round due to being at uni but what i did see was someone that was comfortable on the ball and atleast tried to offer for the ball. From the aldershot game, neither centre mid wanted the ball and this led to us pumping the ball long for 90 minutes. Would equally be happy to see Lewis or Phillips in the middle with an experienced head (agogo if fit), as we could do with some legs and enthusiasm

 

[flangejackrabbit]

He hasn't scored this season

He's injured.

 

[Mr Browns Ghost]

I'm strangely excited to witness the meltdown over the two signings, assuming the two I have heard are the two.

One of them is truly awful and completely underpins how badly run our recruitment strategy is. The other is neither here nor there tbh.

can you PM me and let me know who they are please?

 

[Linda Loan Shark]

This will genuinely be funnier when you find out later. One is a belter

Yes I never usually have a rumour and want to see the big reaction if we sign them.

 

[hlane17]

He hasn't scored this season

Maybe not so improbable then.

 

[MisterStubbs]

I’ve seen Mark Wright get a lot of mentions on Twitter. If he is one of the two, I think I might genuinely give up and stop going to games.