Totty Cup 1 - Cotton versus Downes

[South Bank Hank]

surely that's 2-1 in the disqualification states. the Leeds comment, and the call for people to cheat.... though, the Duguid comment is possibly worth 2 votes, as I'll admit it was pretty low.

Nothing wrong with a bit of banter on the field of play.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Looks like the comeback is complete for Ms Downes.... so all the dirty tricks must have paid off!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Looks like the comeback is complete for Ms Downes.... so all the dirty tricks must have paid off!

Maybe the voting's peaked too soon?
It's a marathon not a sprint!

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Maybe the voting's peaked too soon?
It's a marathon not a sprint!

Aha, but we have all the schoolkids to vote this evening, and they won't see past the fact that Katie Downes is naked in 90% of available pictures!

 

[Greenelk]

Damn, cotton has pulled one back... are people actually looking at the pictures provided??

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Damn, cotton has pulled one back... are people actually looking at the pictures provided??

I'd post some more if I were you! ;)

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Aha, but we have all the schoolkids to vote this evening, and they won't see past the fact that Katie Downes is naked in 90% of available pictures!

Or alternatively as they've heard of Fearne and she's formed part of their teenage awakenings, she might just clinch the spotty herberts vote? Especially if I come up with some gems later (wonder where I can get a free trial version of Photoshop from, Fearne's head on some randome Page3 sort's body, hehehe!!!)

 

[Southend_Lady]

When I first saw the title of this thread it appeared that the choice was between Fearne Cotton and downsyndrome. Which is ironic as I think she actually looks a chromosome away from being exactly that......

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Or alternatively as they've heard of Fearne and she's formed part of their teenage awakenings, she might just clinch the spotty herberts vote? Especially if I come up with some gems later (wonder where I can get a free trial version of Photoshop from, Fearne's head on some randome Page3 sort's body, hehehe!!!)

Ah, but people would realise that Fearne Cotton wouldn't do nude photoshoots because she's not got the body for it... ;)

 

[Greenelk]

I'd post some more if I were you! ;)

I can't. There are some amazing photos out there, but this is a family web site, so I can't...

ah.. wait a minute, found one..

Not sure about what appears to be an extra limb in front of her though...

 

[Mr. Benedict]

:hilarious:

Looks like someone's trying to kick her in the groin....!

 

[Greenelk]

Beer and Katie... a picture I can't put up...

 

[Greenelk]

When I first saw the title of this thread it appeared that the choice was between Fearne Cotton and downsyndrome. Which is ironic as I think she actually looks a chromosome away from being exactly that......

ah, a female perspective. if it had been a vote on the most intelligent attractive women, things would have been different I'll admit.

 

[MrB]

Beer and Katie... a picture I can't put up...

Mmmm, beer *drool*

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

When I first saw the title of this thread it appeared that the choice was between Fearne Cotton and downsyndrome. Which is ironic as I think she actually looks a chromosome away from being exactly that......

Sam, it's an anonymous poll, help out the lovely Fearne (and me your old mate) by voting! Nobody will think it strange! Promise ;)

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Sam, it's an anonymous poll, help out the lovely Fearne (and me your old mate) by voting! Nobody will think it strange! Promise ;)

It's always sad to see a grown man resort to begging! ;)

 

[South Bank Hank]

Thing is, as Matt says in a different poll, even in the unlikely event that Fearne gets through, she's undoubtedly going to struggle in later rounds. Let her bow out now while at least she can claim it was close.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

It's always sad to see a grown man resort to begging! ;)

Not begging, just being proactive in gaining support!
Got it straight out of the Labour Party articles of association!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Thing is, as Matt says in a different poll, even in the unlikely event that Fearne gets through, she's undoubtedly going to struggle in later rounds. Let her bow out now while at least she can claim it was close.

True, plus it's not the winning, it's the taking part that counts!
Although, retrospectively I wish I had thought of somebody more worthy of my sponsorship for this much lauded competition!

 

[Mr. Benedict]

True, plus it's not the winning, it's the taking part that counts!
Although, retrospectively I wish I had thought of somebody more worthy of my sponsorship for this much lauded competition!

Often, a person's initial idea is the best one.
Perhaps in this case, it wasn't.... ;)