Tonight is the night

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 25 2006,14:15)]my fantastic love making sessins

Did you know that making a typo is a sure sign that someone is telling a porkie-pie...?

 

[Smudger]

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Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 25 2006,12:21)]Sorry lads - Been hectic over the weekend with two parties, football and taking Mrs DtS to buy a new matress.

Good God, man! What did you do to the old one?

Maybe Mrs DTS is just a larger lady?

Cheeky *******.....

I expect its just my fantastic love making sessins that have reduced my current matress down to an uncomfortable springy thing.

Or the fact that your special friend "Big Clive" has been staying over a lot recently.

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

Quote[/b] (Smudger @ Sep. 25 2006,14:18)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 25 2006,14:15)]

Quote[/b] (Hong Kong Blue @ Sep. 25 2006,12:42)]

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Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 25 2006,12:21)]Sorry lads - Been hectic over the weekend with two parties, football and taking Mrs DtS to buy a new matress.

Good God, man! What did you do to the old one?

Maybe Mrs DTS is just a larger lady?

Cheeky *******.....

I expect its just my fantastic love making sessins that have reduced my current matress down to an uncomfortable springy thing.

Or the fact that your special friend "Big Clive" has been staying over a lot recently.  

Dave's boyfriend, "Big Clive" is having an affair with Dave's extra large Mrs?

Blimey, this is turning into an episode of Jerry Springer.

I wonder what the next twist in the tale will be.

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (Smudger @ Sep. 25 2006,14:18)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 25 2006,14:15)]

Quote[/b] (Hong Kong Blue @ Sep. 25 2006,12:42)]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Sep. 25 2006,12:29)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 25 2006,12:21)]Sorry lads - Been hectic over the weekend with two parties, football and taking Mrs DtS to buy a new matress.

Good God, man! What did you do to the old one?

Maybe Mrs DTS is just a larger lady?

Cheeky *******.....

I expect its just my fantastic love making sessins that have reduced my current matress down to an uncomfortable springy thing.

Or the fact that your special friend "Big Clive" has been staying over a lot recently.  

Smudger you *******......I told you about "Big Clive" in secrecy.

You can forget our drinks on Saturday - You and Leroy can go on your own the the blue oyster bar down the seafront you biatch.

 

 

 

[Smudger]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 25 2006,15:10)]Smudger you *******......I told you about "Big Clive" in secrecy.

You can forget our drinks on Saturday - You and Leroy can go on your own the the blue oyster bar down the seafront you biatch.

 

 

Well if that's you attitude then your invite to Matthew Kelly's party is officially withdrawn....and you can shove the George Michael inflatable doll you wanted for your birthday right up your arse....!!

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (Smudger @ Sep. 25 2006,15:24)]and you can shove the George Michael inflatable doll you wanted for your birthday right up your arse....!!

Bit late Smudger......Help

 

[Smudger]

The journey back from work should be interesting tonight DtS.

Btw - your mate can't turn it in after 5 dates...all that ground work for nothing? I would recommend he cooks her a meal at his place and fills her full of wine before showing her the layout of his bedroom. If it still doesn't happen, you might have to step in and put her away on his behalf as he closing clearly isn't his strong point....

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (Smudger @ Sep. 25 2006,16:24)]

The journey back from work should be interesting tonight DtS.

Btw - your mate can't turn it in after 5 dates...all that ground work for nothing? I would recommend he cooks her a meal at his place and fills her full of wine before showing her the layout of his bedroom. If it still doesn't happen, you might have to step in and put her away on his behalf as he closing clearly isn't his strong point....

Its my good mate that we went to Koo-Club with so next time were all out you can give him the benefit of your worldly experience mate......

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

Quote[/b] (Smudger @ Sep. 25 2006,16:24)]

The journey back from work should be interesting tonight DtS.

Btw - your mate can't turn it in after 5 dates...all that ground work for nothing? I would recommend he cooks her a meal at his place and fills her full of wine before showing her the layout of his bedroom. If it still doesn't happen, you might have to step in and put her away on his behalf as he closing clearly isn't his strong point....

I suggest you wait until she is round at his at this meal and then go and knock on your mate's door wearing a pilot's uniform.

He might not appreciate it, but it would be bloody funny and if he is answering the door he's clearly not partaking in a night of passion.