Tonight is the night

[DTS]

Hopefully you have read my other posts about my mate who lied about being a pilot to date a bird.

He has been on 4 dates which are as follows I think

Date One - Italian meal and few drinks - Est Cost £60
Date Two - Drinks in a posh bar - Est Cost £40
Date Three Cinema - Cost £20 all in
Date Four - Chinese - Cost -She paid.

So far he has ******* say over a ton and not even got his fingers wet. He has tried introducing a few dirty texts into the conversation but she had never replied.

To give you some background there are a few of us who Support Southend and live in the Mid Sussex area. One of them saw me and my mate out on the night they met.

I told him on the way to the Brighton game that my mte the pilot was seeing her and my Southend mate described her as grim.

My question for all you that think hey know the finer sex is this?

Tonight is the 5th date. She has old him she wished she had stayed at his on the 4th date. But will he get his end away tonight or not.

Your thoughts please.    

 

[pickledseal]

recon she will stay the night but not put out

 

[The General]

Tonight has got to be the night, surely ...

 

[Westcliff Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (pickledseal @ Sep. 21 2006,20:09)]recon she will stay the night but not put out

Same here - don't see it happening...

Yet...

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

So, DtS - was it chocks away, or is he still on the runway, fiddling with his joystick...?

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Sep. 22 2006,10:13)]So, DtS - was it chocks away, or is he still on the runway, fiddling with his joystick...?

Have emailed him to find out......

 

[Westcliff Shrimper]

And...

 

[Shrimp_Stu]

Dave - does your mate know that his exploits are being relayed to a wider audience?

keep up the good work fella

 

[Bielzibubz]

I suspect the landing gear failed to come down and the refreshment trolley stayed firmly in it's allocated area.:;):

On the other hand if it did he may have got his back wheels in, so to speak:D

*waits*

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

Quote[/b] (Shrimp_Stu @ Sep. 22 2006,11:20)]Dave - does your mate know that his exploits are being relayed to a wider audience?

keep up the good work fella

Unless you know more than we do, it is purely speculation to describe them as "exploits" at this stage.

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

Actually £120 v a Chinese.

Sounds like he is the one being exploited.

 

[DTS]

My mate tried to sign up to give you boys a insiders view but said he kept getting rejected.

I suspect the was still mad over our emphatic win over Brighton on Tuesday and was beating his hands on the key board rather than typing.

Still no word so still time to vote/comment on the likely outcome.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 22 2006,12:07)]My mate tried to sign up to give you boys a insiders view but said he kept getting rejected.

Those glitches have now been sorted, so tell him that he can now sign up... and surely, he must have the user name of "The Pilot" with something like this as his avatar:

 

[sufcintheprem]

To be honest, I would expect most reasonably common-sensed people to have started to see through something that is that much of a lie.

I reckon she's starting to smell a rat but actually just likes your mate.

As for t'old Pilot, he needs to finish the deed and get out. Fifth date is too long already and he's in danger of getting involved in something that is guaranteed to end in tears unless she has a cracking sense of humour!!

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

Is the reason for the silence that your mate is a gentleman and a gentleman never tells?

Otherwise I believe we are due an update.

 

[DTS]

Sorry lads - Been hectic over the weekend with two parties, football and taking Mrs DtS to buy a new matress.

My mate sadly got No action on date five either. I think he is now at the point where its just not going to happen and he is thinking of giving up.

I think the lying has been worrilying easy for him so I reckon now he has a taste for blood he might go for it again.

I have a big lads night out with the lads after I get back from Derby on Saturday so I suspect I will have more stories on the night

 

[Slipperduke]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 25 2006,12:21)]Sorry lads - Been hectic over the weekend with two parties, football and taking Mrs DtS to buy a new matress.

Good God, man! What did you do to the old one?

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Sep. 25 2006,12:29)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 25 2006,12:21)]Sorry lads - Been hectic over the weekend with two parties, football and taking Mrs DtS to buy a new matress.

Good God, man! What did you do to the old one?

Maybe Mrs DTS is just a larger lady?

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 25 2006,12:21)]My mate sadly got No action on date five either. I think he is now at the point where its just not going to happen and he is thinking of giving up.

Five dates and no action...? Dear oh dear. Looks like the pilot's ruse has been none too productive...

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (Hong Kong Blue @ Sep. 25 2006,12:42)]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Sep. 25 2006,12:29)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 25 2006,12:21)]Sorry lads - Been hectic over the weekend with two parties, football and taking Mrs DtS to buy a new matress.

Good God, man! What did you do to the old one?

Maybe Mrs DTS is just a larger lady?

Cheeky *******.....

I expect its just my fantastic love making sessins that have reduced my current matress down to an uncomfortable springy thing.