Today I am ****ed off with ..........

[Vange Shrimper]

Nice picture there, SBH!!

Today im fed up with the fact that I overslept my alarm by over an hour, and wished I stayed in bed even longer because I am very tired from the pub last night.

 

[chadded]

Today I am annoyed with women on trains that cross there legs.

Got on the train and only seats that were left were in the middle of two fat blokes. Now this is never nice but I just took one for the team and went to sit down.

Opposite me was some ropey old slag who had her legs crossed. I asked her to move them as it was well over half way into my space and the silly bitch let out a massive sigh.

Still I got my own back as she got of the train as I tripped her up and she almost fell over.....Silly bitch....

May i suggest a tactical fart next time you need a seat :D

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

Today I am ****ing ****ed off with my useless car insurance company, absolute bunch of tossers!!

AH!!!!!!!

 

[SUFC_Al]

today I'm annoyed with my bickering work colleagues, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR **** :mad:

And rest.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR ****

Scab?
C**t?
Life?

:p

 

[SUFC_Al]

Scab?
C**t?
Life?

:p

Take your pick really but it was ****.

She said this, oh yeah but earlier she said that and now she says....

:guns: :thump: :guns: :guns:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Take your pick really but it was ****.

She said this, oh yeah but earlier she said that and now she says....

:guns: :thump: :guns: :guns:

Email around that story then about the office in Chicago who sacks on the spot employees who gossip/bicker! Might hit home a bit!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Email around that story then about the office in Chicago who sacks on the spot employees who gossip/bicker! Might hit home a bit!

oooh I wish Rich, I wish but even our line manager gets involved on occasion :flamer: :flamer:

I can't to get out of here next year.

 

[WestRoadShrimper]

For Uxbridge Shrimper...

Scary, scary, picture.

I thought this forum shouldn't include anything offensive in it :D

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Today I am ****ing ****ed off with my useless car insurance company, absolute bunch of tossers!!

AH!!!!!!!

Car insurance companies are evil... :mad:

Especially Direct Line....

 

[* ORM *]

3 things that have hacked me off today

1) 20s couple on train with parents - 20s couple displaying the sort of behaviour teenagers would be ashamed of. Surprise ! They got off at Wickford.

2) 30s something man on train sending texts with keypad tones still on - WTF !

3) Commuters - much like myself :p too British to do anything about 1 and 2

If I can squeeze a 4th in I'd add runners that jog on the spot when they can't cross the road. Why?

 

[dashman]

Sod the PC (political correctness not the computer shop!) world in which we live; I suggest you tell these ingrates of their crimes and issue your own justice - after all it can only be a short jail sentence for YOU!

He he!

Dash

 

[steveo]

3 things that have hacked me off today

Try giving up smoking after over 30 years and there will be plenty more than 3 things that hack you off each day.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

1) 20s couple on train with parents - 20s couple displaying the sort of behaviour teenagers would be ashamed of. Surprise ! They got off at Wickford.

2) 30s something man on train sending texts with keypad tones still on - WTF !

3) Commuters - much like myself :p too British to do anything about 1 and 2

If I can squeeze a 4th in I'd add runners that jog on the spot when they can't cross the road. Why?

Come on, as a (ahem) sportsman you must know that muscles go cold quicky. When jogging, it is best to always be on the go. The second you stop, those calfs will start to tighten!!

 

[steveo]

If I can squeeze a 4th in I'd add runners that jog on the spot when they can't cross the road. Why?

You could change the question to why jog in the first place.
You are far less likely to do yourself an injury if you stay in the pub.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

You could change the question to why jog in the first place.
You are far less likely to do yourself an injury if you stay in the pub.

And if you get a straw.....no chance of Tennis Elbow

 

[osymandus]

And if you get a straw.....no chance of Tennis Elbow

Well theres always Port scratching thumb , a rare disorder brought about by flick said pig by product into ones mouth

 

[londonblue]

My car not starting for the first time since I have had it (from new and it's now 4 years old), the day after it came back from the mechanic after having it's cam belt changed.

Coincidence? I think not. It's now back there...watch this space.

 

[The General]

My car not starting for the first time since I have had it (from new and it's now 4 years old), the day after it came back from the mechanic after having it's cam belt changed.

Coincidence? I think not. It's now back there...watch this space.

OMG im going to pick mine up today and guess what has been fitted ... !!

:(

 

[Flinty]

:mad: :mad: one of my newbie surveyor when we are rammed full of work beyond belief......off all week nursing the mother in law !!!

Only started 7th Jan and already had 10 sick / holidays. :mad: ......not looking good for him for the probation period...