Out of interest why would the suggestion of Martin Allen coming to SUFC be so ridiculous?????
I expect any managerial reign at Southend would be similarly as brief as his Southend playing career. He's had 4 jobs in the last 3 years. He might do a good short-term job, but as soon as a better offer came in, or things started to look dodgy he'd be off. He's hardly the man to give us the long term stability we require.
Add in the fact that his teams don't play decent football I don't think he's a good fit for us, even if he wanted the job.