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Threesomes? (Not for Kids or Moaners)

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  • Never and Never been close.

    Votes: 20 51.3%

  • Been close but never sealed the deal

    Votes: 12 30.8%

  • Done it and Loved it.

    Votes: 1 2.6%

  • Done it and it was a diaster.

    Votes: 1 2.6%

  • Done it but other two werent lessy enough for my liking.

    Votes: 2 5.1%

  • Doing it as a type....lovely.....

    Votes: 3 7.7%
  • Total voters
    39
Benji91 said:
She big girl - me human toothpick.

I think conservative estimates put her as a size 20, so by my reckoning thats 2 size 6's and 1 size 8. or 2 size 10's.

She was big, i wasnt clever.
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I would put that down to quite a good catch for you mate ..;)
 
I had one lined up, but but boss wouldn't let me have half a days leave to do it!! I was most p!ssed off! When I told my boss a few days later he said that if he'd known, he would have given me the day off!! What a ******!!:doh: :punch:
 
Einstein said:
I notice you haven't said yes or no yet Cricko.

I was under the impression threesomes were all the rage in the war.
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I am being my shy,coy self as per normal Glen.......to give these chaps a chance.
 
Southminster_Shrimper said:
Thats another vote for "never and never been close" then....:stunned:
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Tsk at you........


Many years ago I was with a girl from Pitsea......In fact in retrospect she was a love of my life ....we still talk today.........I met her at Tots many years ago and fell head over heels in an instant....Trouble was she was married...We used to see each other from time to time when it was possible..I seem to recall I was about 23 she was 29......I knew somewhere in my life I was a Toyboy.... I met another girl as the first lady was not about that much, she was of course another stunner as I attract that type of girl..It carried on that way for about a year me visiting both and just going with the flow..until as it should be if you float your boat in two different ponds...I was caught out..........I was "chucked" what a great word that used to be ..and ended up with neither.Word had got about on the street and I was a DJ at Tots then that I was messing girls about .....Heaven Forbid...They became best mates ....One Friday I think or Saturday No 1 foned me and said we need to talk. ( I had been pleading innocence for ages I add) .I went to see her . we had a few drinks, got a Curry and went to bed as if the recent past had never existed.. UNTIL a knock on the door about 2am..No2 had arrived to see her new bestest mate... I looked for a window to escape but strangley enough had no need to has No 1 asked no2 to join us in the LOVE PIT.....The rest is History ....And I have always put it down to a comment I heard the next day whilst escaping sober to my car .I overheard.............God that man has a big Coc k.......:p
 
Cricko said:
Tsk at you........


Many years ago I was with a girl from Pitsea......In fact in retrospect she was a love of my life ....we still talk today.........I met her at Tots many years ago and fell head over heels in an instant....Trouble was she was married...We used to see each other from time to time when it was possible..I seem to recall I was about 23 she was 29......I knew somewhere in my life I was a Toyboy.... I met another girl as the first lady was not about that much, she was of course another stunner as I attract that type of girl..It carried on that way for about a year me visiting both and just going with the flow..until as it should be if you float your boat two different ponds...I was caught out..........I was "chucked" .]what a great word that used to be ..and ended up with neither.Word had got about on the street and I was a DJ at Tots then that I was messing girls about .....Heaven Forbid...They became best mates ....One Friday I think or Saturday No 1 foned me and said we need to talk. ( I had been pleading innocence for ages I add) .I went to see her . we had a few drinks, got a Curry and went to bed as if the recent past had never existed.. UNTIL a knock on the door about 2am..No2 had arrived to see her new bestest mate... I looked for a window to escape but strangley enough had no need to has No 1 asked no2 to join us in the LOVE PIT.....The rest is History ....And I have always put it down to a comment I heard the next day whilst escaping sober to my car .I overheard.............God that man is a big Coc k.......:p
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Edited for accuracy.
 
Cricko said:
Tsk at you........


Many years ago I was with a girl from Pitsea......In fact in retrospect she was a love of my life ....we still talk today.........I met her at Tots many years ago and fell head over heels in an instant....Trouble was she was married...We used to see each other from time to time when it was possible..I seem to recall I was about 23 she was 29......I knew somewhere in my life I was a Toyboy.... I met another girl as the first lady was not about that much, she was of course another stunner as I attract that type of girl..It carried on that way for about a year me visiting both and just going with the flow..until as it should be if you float your boat in two different ponds...I was caught out..........I was "chucked" what a great word that used to be ..and ended up with neither.Word had got about on the street and I was a DJ at Tots then that I was messing girls about .....Heaven Forbid...They became best mates ....One Friday I think or Saturday No 1 foned me and said we need to talk. ( I had been pleading innocence for ages I add) .I went to see her . we had a few drinks, got a Curry and went to bed as if the recent past had never existed.. UNTIL a knock on the door about 2am..No2 had arrived to see her new bestest mate... I looked for a window to escape but strangley enough had no need to has No 1 asked no2 to join us in the LOVE PIT.....The rest is History ....And I have always put it down to a comment I heard the next day whilst escaping sober to my car .I overheard.............God that man has a big Coc k.......:p
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And then you woke up....
 
Einstein said:
Obviously, being a pro footballer like myself, it's well known that roastings and threesomes are practically a weekly event.
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Now I know how Bambi and Biffa have become the shy children,you are to blame.
 
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