Theres a rat in me garage, what im gonna do!!!

[chadded]

A ****ing great sledgehammer, a torch, some snacks to get you through the night and a good aim ...

****ing right! I hate them as well.

Once went to do the rubbish one night, and was picking the Carrier bags out of the dustbin to put in a black sack. For some reason, I went to get a torch to see the last bag, and a rat had got into the dustbin. I put the lid on, went back into watch the rest of Eastenders, and casually mentioned to my brother we had a rat in the bin. We decided the best way of dealing with the (cu next week, day after monday ;)) was to get a spade each, and mash the *******. took a good 10 minutes or so i think, but he got the message!

In short, get it trapped, hack it to death. Make it as painful as possible.


P.S Any you're one of those animal rights numpties, its vermin for gawds sake!

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

For some reason, I went to get a torch to see the last bag, and a rat had got into the dustbin. I put the lid on, went back into watch the rest of Eastenders, and casually mentioned to my brother we had a rat in the bin. We decided the best way of dealing with the (cu next week, day after monday ;)) was to get a spade each, and mash the *******. took a good 10 minutes or so i think, but he got the message!

A thundeflash thrown into the bin and the lid shut again would have worked a treat ..

 

[chadded]

I'd love to have phos'ed it, but I was 14 at the time.. ;)

 

[Einstein]

I'd love to have phos'ed it, but I was 14 at the time.. ;)

I hope you've grown up a bit in the last year then :p

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

The Rat Zapper!

WEe had mice a while back, nothing could catch 'em, we got a rat zapper from ebay, put a few doggy biscuits in and got 9 ! in the first weekend.

Rats are very cunning though, I used to have a couple as pets, they are intelligent and you'll need to bait them to get them used to an area as if its safe.

The zapper will kill them instantly, no suffering.

 

[sufcintheprem]

Try and go for the friendly trap approach as much as you hate them I am sure you would not like to see an innocent animal being killed. Give that a week if that doesn't work then just call in pest control and let them sort it out.

Out of interest, is there such thing as a guilty animal? Surely rats must be as close as almost any to fitting this category after the plague.

 

[Slipperduke]

*scratches his nails hard down the blackboard*


I'll catch your rat.

 

[RobM]

My cat Octane scared them out of my shed!

 

[Clinton Baptiste]

Feed it one of the burgers from Roots Hall.

 

[osymandus]

Out of interest, is there such thing as a guilty animal? Surely rats must be as close as almost any to fitting this category after the plague.

Fleas and sneezing Marmots alegedly (accourding to QI)

 

[sufcintheprem]

Fleas and sneezing Marmots alegedly (accourding to QI)

Are fleas animals or insects? I'm surprised by the marmots. I thought they were good chaps.

Does this mean that it's fine to kill them at random? Does it also mean that flies are innocent and should therefore be spared death and just released somewhere not next to you?

 

[osymandus]

Are fleas animals or insects? I'm surprised by the marmots. I thought they were good chaps.

Does this mean that it's fine to kill them at random? Does it also mean that flies are innocent and should therefore be spared death and just released somewhere not next to you?

Your common or garden flea (genus Siphonaptera) . Is classed as an insect , but one of lower moral fiber. Having been found to indulge in larceny , car theft and abduction of baby seals for use in naferous experimentation. (cluing duck bills to them and making them enter Primark on a wednesday afternoon after early day closing

Marmots are the facisits of the animal world , acting out extreme intoeralnce , and an almost zealot supremericy doctorine since the creation of their empire in 1437 . They created the plague with the aid of the greatest flea scientist's, but we're thankfuly defeated in a 2 centurey war fought by the West sussex & CLaction Badger and Vole armed services (or WSCBVAS for short).

Rat's were mearly the innocent pawns in this unfortunate hidden war.

 

[SARF]

Shoot it.......

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

****ing destroy it!!

 

[JoshC]

give it a football and leave it over night with alan maccormack, that'll do the job