The Fictional Dinner Party Thread

[TrueBlue]

Dagenham Kev
David Lee (the chinese one)
Dagenham Kevs Mum

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

CSJ
TrueBlue
davecusacksnose

 

[J]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Nov. 17 2006,11:47)]CSJ
TrueBlue
davecusacksnose

the real question is.. who would smash the f%ck out of you first?

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 17 2006,11:41)]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Nov. 17 2006,11:32)]Henry VIII
Jimi Hendrix
Lord Byron

Speaks volumes that you have got a dinner party full of men.  

I'd get the women to do the waiting and cooking

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Nov. 17 2006,11:50)]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Nov. 17 2006,11:47)]CSJ
TrueBlue
davecusacksnose

the real question is.. who would smash the f%ck out of you first?

Depends which one of you is the least fattest *******, and might avoid a heart-attack before you catch me. I'm guessing it's you.

 

[J]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Nov. 17 2006,11:51)]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Nov. 17 2006,11:50)]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Nov. 17 2006,11:47)]CSJ
TrueBlue
davecusacksnose

the real question is.. who would smash the f%ck out of you first?

Depends which one of you is the least fattest *******, and might avoid a heart-attack before you catch me. I'm guessing it's you.

is that a compliment?

still would like to meet you for a beer Jonny...

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Nov. 17 2006,11:51)]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Nov. 17 2006,11:50)]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Nov. 17 2006,11:47)]CSJ
TrueBlue
davecusacksnose

the real question is.. who would smash the f%ck out of you first?

Depends which one of you is the least fattest *******, and might avoid a heart-attack before you catch me. I'm guessing it's you.

If you'd been watching Britain's biggest loser you'd know the answer to that question!

Besides, CS J's blackbox shaped head isn't very aerodynamic.

 

[J]

Quote[/b] (Hong Kong Blue @ Nov. 17 2006,11:55)]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Nov. 17 2006,11:51)]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Nov. 17 2006,11:50)]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Nov. 17 2006,11:47)]CSJ
TrueBlue
davecusacksnose

the real question is.. who would smash the f%ck out of you first?

Depends which one of you is the least fattest *******, and might avoid a heart-attack before you catch me. I'm guessing it's you.

If you'd been watching Britain's biggest loser you'd know the answer to that question!

Besides, CS J's blackbox shaped head isn't very aerodynamic.

but could you imagine the mug shot at the police station..

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Nov. 17 2006,11:56)]

Quote[/b] (Hong Kong Blue @ Nov. 17 2006,11:55)]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Nov. 17 2006,11:51)]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Nov. 17 2006,11:50)]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Nov. 17 2006,11:47)]CSJ
TrueBlue
davecusacksnose

the real question is.. who would smash the f%ck out of you first?

Depends which one of you is the least fattest *******, and might avoid a heart-attack before you catch me. I'm guessing it's you.

If you'd been watching Britain's biggest loser you'd know the answer to that question!

Besides, CS J's blackbox shaped head isn't very aerodynamic.

but could you imagine the mug shot at the police station..  

At least they'd have no problems in drawing the photo-fit.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Nov. 17 2006,11:53)]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Nov. 17 2006,11:51)]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Nov. 17 2006,11:50)]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Nov. 17 2006,11:47)]CSJ
TrueBlue
davecusacksnose

the real question is.. who would smash the f%ck out of you first?

Depends which one of you is the least fattest *******, and might avoid a heart-attack before you catch me. I'm guessing it's you.

is that a compliment?  

still would like to meet you for a beer Jonny...

Compliment? Nah, I've just seen pictures of the other two.

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

Intersting debate, interesting nobody has gone for the likes of Stalin and co.

I would say someone like Shakespear, but if im honest, I think I would want him out of my house after about 90 minutes.

In short I really cant decide, but the perfect combination surely is:

The one you can talk about football to, to chat once you have had a few and it 2am, and the clever bloke has gone home

The clever one, so that you feel you are using this evening well.

The eye candy

 

[* ORM *]

I would have Mary
The world's top gynacologist
and Max Clifford

 

[TrueBlue]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Nov. 17 2006,11:50)]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Nov. 17 2006,11:47)]CSJ
TrueBlue
davecusacksnose

the real question is.. who would smash the f%ck out of you first?

Andy would with all that weight he has lost he will be 10 times quicker then me or you James

 

[TrueBlue]

I would invite Smiffy and DTS but they would end up shagging!

 

[A loyal supporter]

Good thread  

 Personally I'd plump for:-

1) Princess Diana - Circa 1996 (Yummy mummy and loads of decent stories about how fubard the royal family are)

2) Peter O'Toole (he must know a few decent anecdotes)

3) Brian Clough circa 1981 - how on earth did he manage to win the European cup with that rabble of reprobates.

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (TrueBlue @ Nov. 17 2006,12:27)]I would invite Smiffy and DTS but they would end up shagging!

Only if you brought Cheryl Tweedy for me and Floella Benjamin from Smiffy.

 

[C C Csiders]

Lieutenant William Bligh
Fletcher Christian
that Russian bird in Strictly Come Dancing (the one who dances with Matt Dawson)

 

[dloman]

Mine would have to be:

Gordon Ramsey - To rustle up the food
Keira Knightly - Purely for the eye candy
Sigmund Freud - To discuss the reasons of my choices

 

[Firestorm]

Joe Strummer
John Peel
Keith Moon

second sitting

Barry Sheene
Steve Hislop
Suzi Perry

 

[Bielzibubz]

George W Bush - Just so I can stab the p%&ck in the eye with a spork

Rachael Stevens - Just for something to dribble over...


Rudyard Kipling - Love his works and a very complicated man to boot.