The Fictional Dinner Party Thread

[Matt the Shrimp]

It's Friday, and I'm waiting for DtS to put up a thread which is far more amusing / edgy than anything that staid ole' MtS can come up with... so, in the meantime, I thought I'd go with a message-board classic: The Dinner Party thread.

It's dinner, round at your place, the food and booze is taken care of. Now you just need the guests.

You can have three guests, from any period in history, and it can be presumed that irrespective of where they're from, they're generally house-trained and can speak English.

So, who's on your guest list? I reckon I'm going to go for:

Karl Marx
Oscar Wilde
Nicole Kidman

Should be an interesting evening chez MtS...!

 

[shrimperman]

I'd go for

Stanley Collymore - well, this is SZ so there has to be something SUFC related
Dean Gafney - to get some current perspective of life in the jungle
Jessica Alba - because afterall I'm a dirty old man who needs something to look at

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Kylie Minogue ~ maybe she can give us a song afterwards?
Edward Whymper ~ a few tales from his "Scrambles in the Alps" maybe?
Charles Dickens ~ I know he can tell a tale or two ...

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Mary Magdalene - to find out if she did...
Nelson Mandela - top man
The prophet Mohammad - to submit my copy edits for his bestselling book

 

[DTS]

I would go in no order.

* Anne Hathaway
* Cheryl Tweedy/Cole
* Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Sod the conversation I just want a perv...

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Mary might be a bit busy though, as according to Catholicism.com Saint Mary Magdalene is the Patron’s Saint of women, sexual temptation, Italy, hairdressers, reformed prostitutes and converts.

Blimey, bit of a mixed bag there

 

[SARF]

Victoria principle
Lynda Carter (wonder woman)
Daisy Duke..

All in their prime.. sod the chat chat, i'm just gonna try to get em drunk and try it on.

 

[J]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 17 2006,11:01)]It's Friday, and I'm waiting for DtS to put up a thread which is far more amusing / edgy than anything that staid ole' MtS can come up with... so, in the meantime, I thought I'd go with a message-board classic: The Dinner Party thread.

It's dinner, round at your place, the food and booze is taken care of. Now you just need the guests.

You can have three guests, from any period in history, and it can be presumed that irrespective of where they're from, they're generally house-trained and can speak English.

So, who's on your guest list? I reckon I'm going to go for:

Karl Marx
Oscar Wilde
Nicole Kidman

Should be an interesting evening chez MtS...!

cracking thread..

Mine would be:

Michael Palin (an absolute mus) what interesting character he is.
Paul Gascoigne (the party animal)
The Queen (gotta raise your glass to someone)
Maggie Thatcher (hero)
Ian Dowie (what a bloke)
Duke Of Edinburgh (he can insult the guests)
Damon Hill (always liked him)
and it would have been Sir Stanley Matthews.

but replacing him with Geoff Hurst

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 17 2006,11:25)]I would go in no order.

* Anne Hathaway
* Cheryl Tweedy/Cole
* Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Sod the conversation I just want a perv...

Followed by some back door action?

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Nov. 17 2006,11:26)]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 17 2006,11:01)]It's Friday, and I'm waiting for DtS to put up a thread which is far more amusing / edgy than anything that staid ole' MtS can come up with... so, in the meantime, I thought I'd go with a message-board classic: The Dinner Party thread.

It's dinner, round at your place, the food and booze is taken care of.  Now you just need the guests.

You can have three guests, from any period in history, and it can be presumed that irrespective of where they're from, they're generally house-trained and can speak English.

So, who's on your guest list?  I reckon I'm going to go for:

Karl Marx
Oscar Wilde
Nicole Kidman

Should be an interesting evening chez MtS...!

cracking thread..

Mine would be:

Michael Palin (an absolute mus) what interesting character he is.
Paul Gascoigne (the party animal)
The Queen (gotta raise your glass to someone)
Maggie Thathcer (hero)
Ian Bowie (what a bloke)
Duke Of Edinburgh (he can insult the guests)
Damon Hill (always liked him)
and it would have been Sir Stanley Matthews.

but replacing him with Geoff Hurst

It'll be even more interesting given that they've all got to fit into 3 chairs...

 

[J]

Quote[/b] (Spaceman Spiff @ Nov. 17 2006,11:27)]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Nov. 17 2006,11:26)]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 17 2006,11:01)]It's Friday, and I'm waiting for DtS to put up a thread which is far more amusing / edgy than anything that staid ole' MtS can come up with... so, in the meantime, I thought I'd go with a message-board classic: The Dinner Party thread.

It's dinner, round at your place, the food and booze is taken care of. Now you just need the guests.

You can have three guests, from any period in history, and it can be presumed that irrespective of where they're from, they're generally house-trained and can speak English.

So, who's on your guest list? I reckon I'm going to go for:

Karl Marx
Oscar Wilde
Nicole Kidman

Should be an interesting evening chez MtS...!

cracking thread..

Mine would be:

Michael Palin (an absolute mus) what interesting character he is.
Paul Gascoigne (the party animal)
The Queen (gotta raise your glass to someone)
Maggie Thathcer (hero)
Ian Bowie (what a bloke)
Duke Of Edinburgh (he can insult the guests)
Damon Hill (always liked him)
and it would have been Sir Stanley Matthews.

but replacing him with Geoff Hurst

It'll be even more interesting given that they've all got to fit into 3 chairs...

it's ok.. Maggie can sit on my lap,
Palin on the queens,
and dowie and d of e can share.. and damon can stand..

oh and gazza can have the dentist's chair..

 

[Bluesmanager]

Billie Piper - Sorry, no chips
Anna Paquin - As long as she wears gloves
David Tennant - On second thoughts...

Dan Radcliffe.

I'm not having another Doomsday moment in my house, no sir!

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Nov. 17 2006,11:29)]it's ok.. Maggie can sit on my lap,
Palin on the queens,
and dowie and d of e can share.. and damon can stand..

oh and gazza can have the dentist's chair..

Iain Dowie's coming now too?

 

[J]

Quote[/b] (Spaceman Spiff @ Nov. 17 2006,11:30)]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Nov. 17 2006,11:29)]it's ok.. Maggie can sit on my lap,
Palin on the queens,
and dowie and d of e can share.. and damon can stand..

oh and gazza can have the dentist's chair..

Iain Dowie's coming now too?

better than Ian Bowie, a cross between a an awful singer and an ex charlton manager..

 

[Napster]

Henry VIII
Jimi Hendrix
Lord Byron

 

[J]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Nov. 17 2006,11:32)]Henry VIII

what a true hero..

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Nov. 17 2006,11:26)]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 17 2006,11:01)]It's Friday, and I'm waiting for DtS to put up a thread which is far more amusing / edgy than anything that staid ole' MtS can come up with... so, in the meantime, I thought I'd go with a message-board classic: The Dinner Party thread.

It's dinner, round at your place, the food and booze is taken care of.  Now you just need the guests.

You can have three guests, from any period in history, and it can be presumed that irrespective of where they're from, they're generally house-trained and can speak English.

So, who's on your guest list?  I reckon I'm going to go for:

Karl Marx
Oscar Wilde
Nicole Kidman

Should be an interesting evening chez MtS...!

cracking thread..

Mine would be:

Michael Palin (an absolute mus) what interesting character he is.
Paul Gascoigne (the party animal)
The Queen (gotta raise your glass to someone)
Maggie Thatcher (hero)
Ian Dowie (what a bloke)
Duke Of Edinburgh (he can insult the guests)
Damon Hill (always liked him)
and it would have been Sir Stanley Matthews.

but replacing him with Geoff Hurst

Expecting a lot of rejections then?

 

[J]

Quote[/b] (Hong Kong Blue @ Nov. 17 2006,11:36)]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Nov. 17 2006,11:26)]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 17 2006,11:01)]It's Friday, and I'm waiting for DtS to put up a thread which is far more amusing / edgy than anything that staid ole' MtS can come up with... so, in the meantime, I thought I'd go with a message-board classic: The Dinner Party thread.

It's dinner, round at your place, the food and booze is taken care of. Now you just need the guests.

You can have three guests, from any period in history, and it can be presumed that irrespective of where they're from, they're generally house-trained and can speak English.

So, who's on your guest list? I reckon I'm going to go for:

Karl Marx
Oscar Wilde
Nicole Kidman

Should be an interesting evening chez MtS...!

cracking thread..

Mine would be:

Michael Palin (an absolute mus) what interesting character he is.
Paul Gascoigne (the party animal)
The Queen (gotta raise your glass to someone)
Maggie Thatcher (hero)
Ian Dowie (what a bloke)
Duke Of Edinburgh (he can insult the guests)
Damon Hill (always liked him)
and it would have been Sir Stanley Matthews.

but replacing him with Geoff Hurst

Expecting a lot of rejections then?

unless you can make it..

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (Spaceman Spiff @ Nov. 17 2006,11:26)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 17 2006,11:25)]I would go in no order.

* Anne Hathaway
* Cheryl Tweedy/Cole
* Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Sod the conversation I just want a perv...

Followed by some back door action?  

What a dream come true......!!

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Nov. 17 2006,11:32)]Henry VIII
Jimi Hendrix
Lord Byron

Speaks volumes that you have got a dinner party full of men.