The Big Bang Machine: What Will Happen?

[TrueBlue]

Oh well, it's been a fairly good life. Saw Wayne Gray score the goal the secured the championship and Freddy score the goal the beat Fergie's Manure. Been nice knowing you all. :(

Pity poor old Fred Holm, poor sod never got his sausage wet.

soppy lefty ****


oh p.s. you will never make it to your new life in rag head land MWHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I opened my curtains this morning expecting to see a huge black hole in the sky, but there was a really bright light, i thought my life was over.....and it turns out i nearly died from the shock of seeing the sun out.

This experiment nearly killed me.....be careful everyone!

What's the Sun???

We don't have that up here......up Taxes in England i say, then we can benefit from the Sun as well :)

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Are we nearly dead yet?

 

[pringlejon]

Are we nearly dead yet?

website link above still says no

 

[TrueBlue]

 

[osymandus]

I wish you could spell. I have a feeling that could be a really interesting post if only I could decypher it!

;)

Read it phone.. phoneticly ... sound it out ;)

Soon as i get £400 for my dyslexia test i should be fine :D

 

[Pubey]

Mr Myers has experience of the latter problem. While working on the LHC's predecessor, a machine called the Large-Electron Positron Collider, engineers found two beer bottles wedged into the beam pipe - a deliberate, one-off act of sabotage.

The culprits - who were drinking a particular brand that advertising once claimed would "refresh the parts other beers cannot reach" - were never found.



Apparently the 'beam' goes quite quick. a lap of the machine is 27km, of which the beam does 11,000 in a second!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Mr Myers has experience of the latter problem. While working on the LHC's predecessor, a machine called the Large-Electron Positron Collider, engineers found two beer bottles wedged into the beam pipe - a deliberate, one-off act of sabotage.

The culprits - who were drinking a particular brand that advertising once claimed would "refresh the parts other beers cannot reach" - were never found.



Apparently the 'beam' goes quite quick. a lap of the machine is 47km, of which the beam does 11,000 in a second!

I read it was 27km long?

 

[Pubey]

I read it was 27km long?

my bad... edited!

 

[SUFC_Al]

my bad... edited!

stay behind for extra revision Mr Pubey ;)

 

[please delete my account]

They're only testing the laser today, is that right?
The proper big bang test is sometime in October and when that starts, we'll all die horribly by having our intestines forced out of our rectums, which is rather ironic for me as I have been constipated for the last week.
Makes a change, I s'pose - normally one good cough and it's a 'flurry of slurry' if you get my meaning..

 

[Pubey]

stay behind for extra revision Mr Pubey ;)

good thing my job doesn't involve dealing with numbers and making life and death decisions...

oh, it does:'(

 

[Bluesmanager]

Apparently it'll take 2 weeks to get the particles up to speed before they can collide.

 

[WestRoadShrimper]

The electromagnetic force is felt far beyond the atom.

If it wasn't we would not have electric motors, generators etc.

Cheers.

Very true. What I should have said is they exert themselves over a relatively small scale (in terms of the cosmos) whereas gravity has an effect from one side of the universe to the other.

 

[JoshC]

Faster protons are hitting the earth every second, the only difference is is that this is controlled and recorded, its just the red tops scare mongering again, who'd have thought...

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Apparently it has been closed down until next year........reason quoted was Technical problems..

That's not worrying at all!!!!!

:scared::scared::scared::scared:

 

[blues_r_best]

Did they find it? An announcement is meant to be made on 4th July.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Did they find it? An announcement is meant to be made on 4th July.

Apparantly they did with a 99.99% certainty.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Well actually it wasn't Maria and Pierre it was Nicholia Tesla , he'd discovered their properties about 5 years prior to them and give them papers to assit in their radioativty research .

Could be possible there is no "gravity" per say (like there is no force of "time" (tis true !!)), maybe its mearly a creation of the other 3 forces combined ?

Very similar to the Hertemic concept of Sulpha , Salt and mercury and (the 3 tatvas in Hindu philosphy ) combining to produce the "material" world as we percieve it .

But they quantum machanics seesm similar to teh Hindu idea of Maya = Illisuionary world created by your perception , and ultimate relaity (Bhramic force) that is the underlying primal base of the universe .

The main difference being that experts in quantum mechanics get taken seriously.

 

[* ORM *]

Well whatever they have done has improved the weather no end. Barely a cloud in the sky for the last 4 days, comparatively low humidity for HK. Pollution levels down on average and best of all. I wandered out of the office 50 mins ago and am now enjoying a pint of Guinness and a Perv. We've even seen the moon for the last couple of nights. First time I've seen that in 5 months here.