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[MK Shrimper]

Simple, click on the one you think.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Depends what it is!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Chr...ist.... why did we give women the vote :stunned: :nope: :D

 

[Ayrshire Blue]

If you've started to drink it then it's half empty, but if it has only been filled up to that point then it's half full.

 

[Hazey]

**** knows, Thatchers Britain.

 

[MK Shrimper]

If you've started to drink it then it's half empty, but if it has only been filled up to that point then it's half full.

I put this glass before you with 50% beer and 50% no beer. Would you say, "MK you cheap get, that's half empty!" or would you say, "cheers MK! Half a pint of beer, you star!"

 

[OldBlueLady]

Chr...ist.... why did we give women the vote :stunned: :nope: :D

:p

It's relevant though if it's something I don't like, like the horrible stuff you have to drink if you're having a barium xray then it's half empty because I want it to be gone, but if it's something I like, like a nice pint of Bishops, then it's half full because I want to enjoy it longer.

 

[OldBlueLady]

I put this glass before you with 50% beer and 50% no beer. Would you say, "MK you cheap get, that's half empty!" or would you say, "cheers MK! Half a pint of beer, you star!"

And if you're telling me that's beer in the glass then I'd take it back and get a refund as it's OFF!

 

[SUFC_Al]

I put this glass before you with 50% beer and 50% no beer. Would you say, "MK you cheap get, that's half empty!" or would you say, "cheers MK! Half a pint of beer, you star!"

Half empty, get me a proper pint son!

 

[MK Shrimper]

:p

It's relevant though if it's something I don't like, like the horrible stuff you have to drink if you're having a barium xray then it's half empty because I want it to be gone, but if it's something I like, like a nice pint of Bishops, then it's half full because I want to enjoy it longer.

Arrgggh! Judge on the picture before you!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Half empty, get me a proper pint son!

Yes dad, sorry dad. By the way, you owe 18yrs back pocket money.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Arrgggh! Judge on the picture before you!

That's what I mean though - as a general rule I don't like orange coloured drinks in glasses that size unless they've had a vast amount of vodka added as well. If it's squash or manky bottled orange juice then it's half empty, if it's freshly squeezed orange juice then it's debatable and if it's an extremely large vodka and orange juice then it's half full! You men will never understand the way a woman's mind works! :)

 

[osymandus]

You missed the 3rd option, of not being contained by the notion of glass nor duality .
For by liberation of mind we have mearly a lovely drink

 

[MK Shrimper]

*** wants to lie down in a darkened room now ***

 

[OldBlueLady]

*** wants to lie down in a darkened room now ***

Just want an "it depends" option!

 

[osymandus]

*** wants to lie down in a darkened room now ***

Here have a lovely glass of water ... hmm its not quite full

 

[SUFC_Al]

Yes dad, sorry dad. By the way, you owe 18yrs back pocket money.

on yer bike ;)

 

[Nobby Snide]

its orangejuice or barley water..surely!!?

 

[Hazey]

I voted for half full.

 

[steveo]

Can we choose one option for life in general and one for matters relating to Southend United?