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SZ's fallen posters...

1) Aberdeen Shrimper - Blaze of glory after stolen Flag and wild accusartions. Died of a broken heart (In a SZ sense). RIP.
2) Westcliff Shrimper - ****ed off abroad.
3) Ricey - Homophobic abuse (for shame SZ!)
4) Grimm Robes
5) Bluetonic (Free the SZ one)
6) Stan Collymore
7) sufcintheprem - Now working full time as a clothes peg salesman in Bridlington. Possibly.
8) Hexagon Sun - another music-head and top poster
9) BARRY HARRIS - doesnt really get the internet
10) footymad13 - discovered women
11) Snowy - too old for the internet
12) Irish Shrimper - gaylord
13) Irate Ian - The Prophet (unlike our club!)
14) The Artful Shrimper - Said he was going for a paper and a fag and never came back.
15) The Bloke in the Pram Shop - too busy playing golf with Tilly
16) The Rev'd Bob - RIP
17) Scriven
18) Jonny Stokes- Havent seen him sniffing about, probably to busy fingering his sister.
19) steveh_351 (or something like that) - The soup man.
20) Hector in the House. I think Grouty may know where he is.
21) Toellandback - my good mate, and a really top, top man despite the fact he supports THAT team.
22) Leeboy - Disillusioned with life in the UK he went abroad the seek pastures new. Currently playing semi pro football in Holland.
23) Durera - Still alive and well. Works at a school and loves his Judo stuff.
24) Einstein - haven't seen him for a while
25) Graysblue - nice chap
26) Money Pit - I loved so im going to say he won the lottery and married J-Lo hence why he is never seen.
27) XXXXXL - Man tidly wink died in gay sex orgy with Darryl Suthc
28) The Fitter - Left his partner live on SZ and never reappeared...
29) Dave the Shrimper - the former life and soul of SZ before he got married and had a kid and became boring
30) Barry the dog
31) Cockles
32) numphgirl
33) wilmot brown
34) Oversea's Shrimper
35) Prophet of Doom
36) shooter mcgavin
37) dazzler (neil jenkins' brother)
38) Alison Moyet - I miss the sexual tension with True Blue.
39) Basildon Blue
40) Prodigal Son..I think he ran out of ties to spill his beer on.
41) Littleman
42) Andu
43) It's Grim Up North
 
1) Aberdeen Shrimper - Blaze of glory after stolen Flag and wild accusartions. Died of a broken heart (In a SZ sense). RIP.
2) Westcliff Shrimper - ****ed off abroad.
3) Ricey - Homophobic abuse (for shame SZ!)
4) Grimm Robes
5) Bluetonic (Free the SZ one)
6) Stan Collymore
7) sufcintheprem - Now working full time as a clothes peg salesman in Bridlington. Possibly.
8) Hexagon Sun - another music-head and top poster
9) BARRY HARRIS - doesnt really get the internet
10) footymad13 - discovered women
11) Snowy - too old for the internet
12) Irish Shrimper - gaylord
13) Irate Ian - The Prophet (unlike our club!)
14) The Artful Shrimper - Said he was going for a paper and a fag and never came back.
15) The Bloke in the Pram Shop - too busy playing golf with Tilly
16) The Rev'd Bob - RIP
17) Scriven
18) Jonny Stokes- Havent seen him sniffing about, probably to busy fingering his sister.
19) steveh_351 (or something like that) - The soup man.
20) Hector in the House. I think Grouty may know where he is.
21) Toellandback - my good mate, and a really top, top man despite the fact he supports THAT team.
22) Leeboy - Disillusioned with life in the UK he went abroad the seek pastures new. Currently playing semi pro football in Holland.
23) Durera - Still alive and well. Works at a school and loves his Judo stuff.
24) Einstein - haven't seen him for a while
25) Graysblue - nice chap
26) Money Pit - I loved so im going to say he won the lottery and married J-Lo hence why he is never seen.
27) XXXXXL - Man tidly wink died in gay sex orgy with Darryl Suthc
28) The Fitter - Left his partner live on SZ and never reappeared...
29) Dave the Shrimper - the former life and soul of SZ before he got married and had a kid and became boring
30) Barry the dog
31) Cockles
32) numphgirl
33) wilmot brown
34) Oversea's Shrimper
35) Prophet of Doom
36) shooter mcgavin
37) dazzler (neil jenkins' brother)
38) Alison Moyet - I miss the sexual tension with True Blue.
39) Basildon Blue
40) Prodigal Son..I think he ran out of ties to spill his beer on.
41) Littleman
42) Andu
43) It's Grim Up North
44) Mrueky Mosue
 
1) Aberdeen Shrimper - Blaze of glory after stolen Flag and wild accusartions. Died of a broken heart (In a SZ sense). RIP.
2) Westcliff Shrimper - ****ed off abroad.
3) Ricey - Homophobic abuse (for shame SZ!)
4) Grimm Robes
5) Bluetonic (Free the SZ one)
6) Stan Collymore
7) sufcintheprem - Now working full time as a clothes peg salesman in Bridlington. Possibly.
8) Hexagon Sun - another music-head and top poster
9) BARRY HARRIS - doesnt really get the internet
10) footymad13 - discovered women
11) Snowy - too old for the internet
12) Irish Shrimper - gaylord
13) Irate Ian - The Prophet (unlike our club!)
14) The Artful Shrimper - Said he was going for a paper and a fag and never came back.
15) The Bloke in the Pram Shop - too busy playing golf with Tilly
16) The Rev'd Bob - RIP
17) Scriven
18) Jonny Stokes- Havent seen him sniffing about, probably to busy fingering his sister.
19) steveh_351 (or something like that) - The soup man.
20) Hector in the House. I think Grouty may know where he is.
21) Toellandback - my good mate, and a really top, top man despite the fact he supports THAT team.
22) Leeboy - Disillusioned with life in the UK he went abroad the seek pastures new. Currently playing semi pro football in Holland.
23) Durera - Still alive and well. Works at a school and loves his Judo stuff.
24) Einstein - haven't seen him for a while
25) Graysblue - nice chap
26) Money Pit - I loved so im going to say he won the lottery and married J-Lo hence why he is never seen.
27) XXXXXL - Man tidly wink died in gay sex orgy with Darryl Suthc
28) The Fitter - Left his partner live on SZ and never reappeared...
29) Dave the Shrimper - the former life and soul of SZ before he got married and had a kid and became boring
30) Barry the dog
31) Cockles
32) numphgirl
33) wilmot brown
34) Overseas Shrimper
35) Prophet of Doom
36) shooter mcgavin
37) dazzler (neil jenkins' brother)
38) Alison Moyet - I miss the sexual tension with True Blue.
39) Basildon Blue
40) Prodigal Son..I think he ran out of ties to spill his beer on.
41) Littleman
42) Andu
43) It's Grim Up North
44) Mrueky Mosue Murky posted briefly a few weeks ago but seems to have disappeared back to hole
45) Shrimp in a Kilt
46) Chaco27saf - seems to be slowly fading away, sadly, like Overseas Shrimper
 
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1) Aberdeen Shrimper - Blaze of glory after stolen Flag and wild accusartions. Died of a broken heart (In a SZ sense). ****. RIP.
2) Westcliff Shrimper - ****ed off abroad.
3) Ricey - Homophobic abuse (for shame SZ!)
4) Grimm Robes
5) Bluetonic (Free the SZ one)
6) Stan Collymore
7) sufcintheprem - Now working full time as a clothes peg salesman in Bridlington. Possibly.
8) Hexagon Sun - another music-head and top poster
9) BARRY HARRIS - doesnt really get the internet
10) footymad13 - discovered women
11) Snowy - too old for the internet
12) Irish Shrimper - gaylord
13) Irate Ian - The Prophet (unlike our club!)
14) The Artful Shrimper - Said he was going for a paper and a fag and never came back.
15) The Bloke in the Pram Shop - too busy playing golf with Tilly
16) The Rev'd Bob - RIP
17) Scriven
18) Jonny Stokes- Havent seen him sniffing about, probably to busy fingering his sister.
19) steveh_351 (or something like that) - The soup man.
20) Hector in the House. I think Grouty may know where he is.
21) Toellandback - my good mate, and a really top, top man despite the fact he supports THAT team.
22) Leeboy - Disillusioned with life in the UK he went abroad the seek pastures new. Currently playing semi pro football in Holland.
23) Durera - Still alive and well. Works at a school and loves his Judo stuff.
24) Einstein - haven't seen him for a while
25) Graysblue - nice chap
26) Money Pit - I loved so im going to say he won the lottery and married J-Lo hence why he is never seen.
27) XXXXXL - Man tidly wink died in gay sex orgy with Darryl Suthc
28) The Fitter - Left his partner live on SZ and never reappeared...
29) Dave the Shrimper - the former life and soul of SZ before he got married and had a kid and became boring
30) Barry the dog
31) Cockles
32) numphgirl
33) wilmot brown
34) Overseas Shrimper
35) Prophet of Doom
36) shooter mcgavin
37) dazzler (neil jenkins' brother)
38) Alison Moyet - I miss the sexual tension with True Blue.
39) Basildon Blue
40) Prodigal Son..I think he ran out of ties to spill his beer on.
41) Littleman
42) Andu
43) It's Grim Up North
44) Mrueky Mosue Murky posted briefly a few weeks ago but seems to have disappeared back to hole
45) Shrimp in a Kilt
46) Chaco27saf - seems to be slowly fading away, s
47) fatbastid
48) gillydakid
49) Bentley's Absurd Gait
50) Stereoscene
 
1) Aberdeen Shrimper - Blaze of glory after stolen Flag and wild accusartions. Died of a broken heart (In a SZ sense). ****. RIP.
2) Westcliff Shrimper - ****ed off abroad.
3) Ricey - Homophobic abuse (for shame SZ!)
4) Grimm Robes
5) Bluetonic (Free the SZ one)
6) Stan Collymore
7) sufcintheprem - Now working full time as a clothes peg salesman in Bridlington. Possibly.
8) Hexagon Sun - another music-head and top poster
9) BARRY HARRIS - doesnt really get the internet
10) footymad13 - discovered women
11) Snowy - too old for the internet
12) Irish Shrimper - gaylord
13) Irate Ian - The Prophet (unlike our club!)
14) The Artful Shrimper - Said he was going for a paper and a fag and never came back.
15) The Bloke in the Pram Shop - too busy playing golf with Tilly
16) The Rev'd Bob - RIP
17) Scriven
18) Jonny Stokes- Havent seen him sniffing about, probably to busy fingering his sister.
19) steveh_351 (or something like that) - The soup man.
20) Hector in the House. I think Grouty may know where he is.
21) Toellandback - my good mate, and a really top, top man despite the fact he supports THAT team.
22) Leeboy - Disillusioned with life in the UK he went abroad the seek pastures new. Currently playing semi pro football in Holland.
23) Durera - Still alive and well. Works at a school and loves his Judo stuff.
24) Einstein - haven't seen him for a while
25) Graysblue - nice chap
26) Money Pit - I loved so im going to say he won the lottery and married J-Lo hence why he is never seen.
27) XXXXXL - Man tidly wink died in gay sex orgy with Darryl Suthc
28) The Fitter - Left his partner live on SZ and never reappeared...
29) Dave the Shrimper - the former life and soul of SZ before he got married and had a kid and became boring
30) Barry the dog
31) Cockles
32) numphgirl
33) wilmot brown
34) Overseas Shrimper
35) Prophet of Doom
36) shooter mcgavin
37) dazzler (neil jenkins' brother)
38) Alison Moyet - I miss the sexual tension with True Blue.
39) Basildon Blue
40) Prodigal Son..I think he ran out of ties to spill his beer on.
41) Littleman
42) Andu
43) It's Grim Up North
44) Mrueky Mosue Murky posted briefly a few weeks ago but seems to have disappeared back to hole
45) Shrimp in a Kilt
46) Chaco27saf - seems to be slowly fading away, s
47) fatbastid
48) gillydakid
49) Bentley's Absurd Gait
50) Stereoscene

Talking of murky holes, would Spartan qualify?
 
I see I am number 40. Still alive and well, stopped posting as I realised a couple of SZ owners remarks were very harsh, I should have showed respect to people who provide this free site, but also one poster made me want to thump him as he wound me up, so I thought it was time to stop. I see he has not changed.

Some dark times for all around the club since I stopped posting, have been tempted to say a lot but have kept quiet. Thanks for still running the site, visit every day. Still a season ticket holder, share holder (want to buy them ?) and still buy the merchandise.
 
I see I am number 40. Still alive and well, stopped posting as I realised a couple of SZ owners remarks were very harsh, I should have showed respect to people who provide this free site, but also one poster made me want to thump him as he wound me up, so I thought it was time to stop. I see he has not changed.

Some dark times for all around the club since I stopped posting, have been tempted to say a lot but have kept quiet. Thanks for still running the site, visit every day. Still a season ticket holder, share holder (want to buy them ?) and still buy the merchandise.

So it was nothing to do with your inability to keep your beer off your clothing.......
 
1) Aberdeen Shrimper - Blaze of glory after stolen Flag and wild accusartions. Died of a broken heart (In a SZ sense). ****. RIP.
2) Westcliff Shrimper - ****ed off abroad.
3) Ricey - Homophobic abuse (for shame SZ!)
4) Grimm Robes
5) Bluetonic (Free the SZ one)
6) Stan Collymore
7) sufcintheprem - Now working full time as a clothes peg salesman in Bridlington. Possibly.
8) Hexagon Sun - another music-head and top poster
9) BARRY HARRIS - doesnt really get the internet
10) footymad13 - discovered women
11) Snowy - too old for the internet
12) Irish Shrimper - gaylord
13) Irate Ian - The Prophet (unlike our club!)
14) The Artful Shrimper - Said he was going for a paper and a fag and never came back.
15) The Bloke in the Pram Shop - too busy playing golf with Tilly
16) The Rev'd Bob - RIP
17) Scriven
18) Jonny Stokes- Havent seen him sniffing about, probably to busy fingering his sister.
19) steveh_351 (or something like that) - The soup man.
20) Hector in the House. I think Grouty may know where he is.
21) Toellandback - my good mate, and a really top, top man despite the fact he supports THAT team.
22) Leeboy - Disillusioned with life in the UK he went abroad the seek pastures new. Currently playing semi pro football in Holland.
23) Durera - Still alive and well. Works at a school and loves his Judo stuff.
24) Einstein - haven't seen him for a while
25) Graysblue - nice chap
26) Money Pit - I loved so im going to say he won the lottery and married J-Lo hence why he is never seen.
27) XXXXXL - Man tidly wink died in gay sex orgy with Darryl Suthc
28) The Fitter - Left his partner live on SZ and never reappeared...
29) Dave the Shrimper - the former life and soul of SZ before he got married and had a kid and became boring
30) Barry the dog
31) Cockles
32) numphgirl
33) wilmot brown
34) Overseas Shrimper
35) Prophet of Doom
36) shooter mcgavin
37) dazzler (neil jenkins' brother)
38) Alison Moyet - I miss the sexual tension with True Blue.
39) Basildon Blue
40) Prodigal Son..I think he ran out of ties to spill his beer on.
41) Littleman
42) Andu
43) It's Grim Up North
44) Mrueky Mosue Murky posted briefly a few weeks ago but seems to have disappeared back to hole
45) Shrimp in a Kilt - is alive and well, and posts under a different user name: ACU
46) Chaco27saf - seems to be slowly fading away, s
47) fatbastid
48) gillydakid
49) Bentley's Absurd Gait
50) Stereoscene
 

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