Stopping Snoring

[A Century United]

If you go to the

British Snoring Website

they have some decent solutions - the spray for the back of the throat works, for one.

Also a nightly squirt of Sinex nasal relief spray can sort out the problem. (Both those sprays are for her to take, BTW!)

 

[BrettieAngell]

get some ear plugs mate

 

[RobM]

The problem stems from the back of the throat. Bypass this by hacking a hole in her windpipe and inserting a small length of hosepipe (not connected to a tap, in case you wondered).. It might not make you popular but it could work.

 

[OldBlueLady]

The problem stems from the back of the throat. Bypass this by hacking a hole in her windpipe and inserting a small length of hosepipe (not connected to a tap, in case you wondered).. It might not make you popular but it could work.

Very good Rob! :clap:

 

[Hotman]

Fill her mouth with something.

And as ACU says, spraying the back of her throat can;t hurt

 

[chadded]

Fill her mouth with something.

And as ACU says, spraying the back of her throat can;t hurt

Spray with CS gas.

 

[The General]

There was a programme on BBC1 last week about sleeping. Catch it on the BBC website for a few ideas.

Oh, and sleeping together for a few nights in a row!? You'll be doing a Biffa/Bambi soon, and booking up holidays!!

Much love

Kev

 

[Davros]

There was a programme on BBC1 last week about sleeping. Catch it on the BBC website for a few ideas.

Oh, and sleeping together for a few nights in a row!? You'll be doing a Biffa/Bambi soon, and booking up holidays!!

Much love

Kev

Brilliant programme that

the technique they showed you to help the hyperactive comidean get to sleep has really helped me, as i sometimes struggle to switch off and lay there for ages in bed before being able to fall asleep.

 

[DTS]

I think personally that ear plugs are the way forward. The only downside is you also wont hear if you are there is either a fire of burgular but its a small price to pay for good action with a decent bird.

 

[osymandus]

Those nose strips are useless. Well, they stop you snoring - in that they stop you sleeping.

Does she snore when she sleeps on her side? Most people only snore when lying on their backs, so you could try getting her to give side-sleeping a go...

Not true MTS , ive used them for a few months now their brilliant (the breath easy ).
It comes down to what type of snoring you have , the issue with your pallete or if its nose related . Theres the british snoring association here

http://www.britishsnoring.co.uk/

 

[jstallan]

there are a number of this to try to stop her snoring and the british snoring website is a good start.

For me kidney punches work best - I've got the bruises to prove it!

 

[Mrs S]

After 3/4 months of enjoying the single life, I've started to see someone new and, so far, it's been going great. She's attractive, had a great body and has a good sense of humour. There's only one thing getting in the way at the moment...





She snores like a ****ing truck.




When I first started seeing her, I was warned by her flatmates about it. I was drunk at the time and fell asleep, didn't hear anything, so just passed it off as an inside joke... I know we have plenty of them in this house (The Dog Food incident is still recieving critical acclaim).

The last few nights though we've stayed at each others, and i've got next to no sleep. Joking aside, I've had like 8 hours sleep over the last 3 nights or something stupid. I heard somewhere that you can roll them and it can stop, so I tried that last night and think I gave her whiplash.

Short of sticking a bucket on her head and plugging my ears up, is there anything that can be done while I'm still sane?

My advise is enjoy it while you can: sooner or later she is going to discover the bitter truth: that you are yourself not perfect - and who knows where that then might lead you as your own unique foibles unfurl ... maybe again sleeping alone and fondly recalling the soothing rythme of her gentle nasal breeze .... other than that you could always drive home after the deed is done and get some kip. Either that or buy a camper van to park on her drive ... or a tent ...