Uncle Leo
This cook is an anti-semite
Exactly what happened to my mate Ben earlier this month.
The bird who wrote him the note using her muff-pen had really neat handwriting.
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Exactly what happened to my mate Ben earlier this month.
The bird who wrote him the note using her muff-pen had really neat handwriting.
MK Shrimper
Striker
Stag 1: The best man and the groom got into a fight when the best man tried to gaffer tape him to a lamp-post and they both got arrested and spent the night relatively sober in a cell.
When I was the best man at my mate's (who I haven't seen in years now!) his mum strictly forbade me to get a stripper or take him to a pole dancing club :D
Another one, my mate spent the entire night dressed in charity shop clothes while chained to a heavy weight and we ended up in the 'brush.... the last one was a the usual lap dancing, drink shots malarky......... in Chelmsford :stunned: Good fun though.
When I was the best man at my mate's (who I haven't seen in years now!) his mum strictly forbade me to get a stripper or take him to a pole dancing club :D
Another one, my mate spent the entire night dressed in charity shop clothes while chained to a heavy weight and we ended up in the 'brush.... the last one was a the usual lap dancing, drink shots malarky......... in Chelmsford :stunned: Good fun though.
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Kent Shrimper
Mike Reid
Couple days behaving myself in Vilnius, Lithuania.
Day 1 arrived early doors, checked in and went for a sniff around, good few beers before we showered and changed went to the Casino / Strip Club then out to a few clubs until early hours.
Day 2 Had a look round Vilnius, bit of lunch followed by a trip to a former Soviet Police training camp where we shot AK47's, Winchesters Shotguns etc back to hotel to repeat evening 1
Day 3 Returned home feeling Rough
As for specifics, you know the score mate, What goes on Tour stays on Tour.
Day 1 arrived early doors, checked in and went for a sniff around, good few beers before we showered and changed went to the Casino / Strip Club then out to a few clubs until early hours.
Day 2 Had a look round Vilnius, bit of lunch followed by a trip to a former Soviet Police training camp where we shot AK47's, Winchesters Shotguns etc back to hotel to repeat evening 1
Day 3 Returned home feeling Rough
As for specifics, you know the score mate, What goes on Tour stays on Tour.
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Billy Bests boot laces
President⭐⭐🦐
Oh what it is to be young!. On my one in 1978, it was just a session at the Hullbridge Anchor and afterwards at the nearby Smugglers Den nightclub (a great place) which is still open today.
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