Question Stag/Hen do's what did you do?

[DTS]

I am literally cumming in my pants with excitement at my forthocming stag do. The lads and I are off to Seville next weekend - Dont think I will sleep until the day.

Just wondering what everyone else did for there's. Any horror or comedy stories to pass the boring days away?

If you havent had a stag do yet please feel free to either tell us your ideal stag or make up that you have a fit Mrs and some mates.

Cheers

 

[Pubey]

Sounds good mate, we've started tentative plans for my one. probably do an afternoon go-karting with the lads in my family/Mrs Pubeys family etc... and then thinking about a weekend of domination in eastern europe, with Riga and Budapest being suggested

 

[DTS]

Sounds good mate, we've started tentative plans for my one. probably do an afternoon go-karting with the lads in my family/Mrs Pubeys family etc... and then thinking about a weekend of domination in eastern europe, with Riga and Budapest being suggested

Excellent...Been to Riga and would recommend it. One thing you can do out there which I would recommend it bod sleigh. They have one of Europest largest tracks and its the home of the Latvian national team. Well worth a go if you dont value your health much.

 

[toellandback]

I am literally cumming in my pants with excitement at my forthocming stag do. The lads and I are off to Seville next weekend - Dont think I will sleep until the day.

Just wondering what everyone else did for there's. Any horror or comedy stories to pass the boring days away?

If you havent had a stag do yet please feel free to either tell us your ideal stag or make up that you have a fit Mrs and some mates.

Cheers

I like the idea of handcuffing you and putting you on train to some distant location mate. Trouble is i don't think i could afford the return fare :whistling:

Any preferences?

 

[DTS]

I like the idea of handcuffing you and putting you on train to some distant location mate. Trouble is i don't think i could afford the return fare :whistling:

Any preferences?

Thanks.

Maybe we could come to your local in peterborugh for a night out. I have a few glory hunting mates that support Man United and Liverpool for no reason too...You would get on like a house on fire...:clap:

 

[Uncle Leo]

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I did Sevilla for my stag trip as well. Are you going this weekend or next?

We didn't really do much specific in Sevilla apart from going to see Real Betis on the Saturday night (a 5-0 home defeat, followed by a pretty lame riot, a rare occasion where the british fans in the ground weren't the ones causing the bother). The rest of the time was spent just going to bars and drinking until the stag (i.e. me) was being sick in a bin. Lots of tapas, lots of laughs, I think a few of them did some sightseeing but I was never really in a fir state.

The area around Plaza Alfalfa - not far from the cathedral - is a good place to hang out as there are lots of late bars and a cheesy club called Bar Berlin. On the other side of the river you have the Triana district, also full of good bars.

If you or any of the lads fancy breaking away to get some properly good Spanish food (unlikely I know!), try Bar La Giralda near the cathedral. PM me if you've got any other questions, I've been back to Sevilla since so know it pretty well.

 

[Napster]

I got my mate George to pretend I was a footballer, and I ended up getting a game for Southampton.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Dave - drink Cruzcampo lager with anis chasers. That'll sort you out.

 

[toellandback]

Thanks.

Maybe we could come to your local in peterborugh for a night out. I have a few glory hunting mates that support Man United and Liverpool for no reason too...You would get on like a house on fire...:clap:

Peterborough?? Southends almost as near :unsure: Geography not your strong point fella, never mind. I just hope your not flying the plane.

That sounds like fun though, always nice to meet new people. They can talk about challenging for the title and i can tell them stories of relegations and gettng beat by Histon, the laughs us glory hunters can have ;)

 

[OldBlueLady]

Very boring, we went to different Chinese restaurants (me the Pearl Dragon and him the Sea View) and had a nice civilised meal with our respective friends. With my sister in law, a group of 9 of us females hired a cottage in Norfolk for the weekend - we had a lovely time, dossing around in PJs, eating lots of chocolate, drinking crates of champagne, laughing at loads of silly photos and playing lots of stupid Ann Summers type games!

 

[Pubey]

Very boring, we went to different Chinese restaurants (me the Pearl Dragon and him the Sea View) and had a nice civilised meal with our respective friends. With my sister in law, a group of 9 of us females hired a cottage in Norfolk for the weekend - we had a lovely time, dossing around in PJs, eating lots of chocolate, drinking crates of champagne, laughing at loads of silly photos and playing lots of stupid Ann Summers type games!

blimey, and I thought my plan was mental!:stunned:

I'm now undecided between Riga and Norfolk

 

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blimey, and I thought my plan was mental!:stunned:

I'm now undecided between Riga and Norfolk

It only works if you wear your pj's though mate

 

[OldBlueLady]

It only works if you wear your pj's though mate

Or your baby dolls! ;) Actually the blokes on that wedding went off paintballing and then up to London on a massive bender - fortunately that way round.

 

[DTS]

Peterborough?? Southends almost as near :unsure: Geography not your strong point fella, never mind. I just hope your not flying the plane.

That sounds like fun though, always nice to meet new people. They can talk about challenging for the title and i can tell them stories of relegations and gettng beat by Histon, the laughs us glory hunters can have ;)

Sorry I forget which part of the country (That is no-where near Leeds) that you come from. My oopps...

 

[Pubey]

It only works if you wear your pj's though mate

If only I could picture wearing PJ's on my stag do, i've got a horrible feeling it's gonna be much worse

here's my ushers handiwork on his cousins stag

 

[toellandback]

Sorry I forget which part of the country (That is no-where near Leeds) that you come from. My oopps...

Sorry i forgot why it concerns you again. Stop ruining the mental image i have just built up of Pubey in his pjs

I can't see the picture at work but i imagine its not pretty

 

[Uncle Leo]

If only I could picture wearing PJ's on my stag do, i've got a horrible feeling it's gonna be much worse

here's my ushers handiwork on his cousins stag

I was on a stag do in Amsterdam a couple of weeks ago and saw a stag dressed a bit like that. His tackle kept on slipping out of the little knickers they made him wear and he got stopped by the police:

"Pleasche put your tiny dick away or we will arrescht you for ekschibitionischm"

Our stag got away scot-free in that respect (as did I on mine). All he had to do was eat a banana out of some bird's :censored:

 

[BrettieAngell]

I'm going for a good old fashioned last man standing style pub crawl in London! Dressed up as 80's footballers, skin tight shirts/shorts and wigs etc.

 

[DTS]

I once went to the Dam on a stag weekend. The stags mates we pretty wild and we ended up in the Banana bar. One of the stags paid 50E to the brass's and they put on loads of shows.

One of the shows was the woman wrote a postcard to to the hen using her Muff that said "" Dear XXXXXX - Love from Pussy x".

Another one was the stag had tp eat a Banana out the womans muff. He put up a fight and in the end his mates forced him to do it. Never seen a bloke try and get out of it as much. I thought it was just because he didnt want to do it but turns out he is allergic to Banana !!!!!.......Funny weekend though....

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

If only I could picture wearing PJ's on my stag do, i've got a horrible feeling it's gonna be much worse

here's my ushers handiwork on his cousins stag

Whats the name of the sharp dressed dude in the door?