Songs and Chants

[Supa Shrimpa]

"We aren't bottom of the league...say, we aren't bottom of the league"

 

[Target man]

And Man Of The Match .

That was ridiculous.... hardly had a save to make!

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Got to say there was one disappointment for me last night. Though it's always good to support the players, can't understand how David Martin got a song when in two years, nothing has been sung about Colin. Must have felt a kick in the teeth for the lad who's been brilliant for us. Come on guys, get creative.....

It feels like there should be a song for Andeng Ndi to Doh Wah Diddy…

 

[Swiss Tony]

That was ridiculous.... hardly had a save to make!

I think the man of the match was a massive well done after not playing a competitive match in ages and doing us a great favour in style Phil.

 

[Shrimperjohn]

If we did go into Administration and a following 10 point deduction then the great escape chant should be right up there in the pre match playlist

 

[discord]

His Jersey Martin 25 a great reminder for the protest on Martin out on 25 mins.
What he did when called for was good, and his experience behind the back four made them even more confident on the ball, but Maidenhead were as rubbish as Kidderminster and it took them until way into the second half to muster a shot on goal.
Personally Miley was my MOM

 

[The Late One]

Some of the West were singing last night

Martins a W*n*k*r everywhere he goes
Martins a W*n*k*r everywhere he goes, everywhere goes.

It got some momentum, and thought it very appt.

Could easy be changed to...

Martin owes money, everywhere he goes

 

[Target man]

This thread has gone quiet and so have the songs at Roots Hall this season. Be good to get the atmosphere going again and with Christmas coming was trying to be inspired.

Only came up with a couple of newbies.

Maher Christmas- everyone.

I saw Currie kissing Benno ...

Not Christmas, but can't believe this hasn't been thought of...

(tune of Hokey Cokey)
Oh Oli Oli Coker
Oh Oli Oli Coker
Oh Oli Oli Coker
Shoot from distance, goal Southend.


Over to the creative experts .....

 

[Harry Bullocks]

Knees up Mother Brown.

 

[Strike Force]

Let me ask Southend fans a question. When I was a young boy going to see the club, one of my favourite bits was pre-game when the MC (not the current guy who is very bad) would read out the names of the starting eleven, and the crowd would cheer after every name.

What happened to that and can it come back please?

 

[Harry Bullocks]

I love it when he’s reading out the halftime scores Wimbledon won Gillingham kneel , brilliant

 

[davewebbsbrain]

I love it when he’s reading out the halftime scores Wimbledon won Gillingham kneel , brilliant

When he pronounces Kevin May-her, it always gets me. Now maybe I have been saying it wrong all these years and I stand corrected if I have but May-her just does not sound right

 

[SHRIMPERPETER]

I see somewhere it's pronounced Marr

 

[Special Blue]

I see somewhere it's pronounced Marr

Think Kevin has said the same!
I'll just call him Kev

 

[thenobster]

Knees up Mother Brown.

Fcuk off Philip Brown…

 

[E for B and Billy Best]

Way back in the day we were away to Derby County in a Cup game and the Derby Police and the Derby stewards were pretty hot at insisting on silencing abusive (swearing) chants. So come their goal kicks where it would have been 'You're **** Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh' it was adapted to 'You're not very good Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh'. I actually prefer that to the original as it always reminds me of Derby away. That was also the day I had a Maserati air horn shoved down my jeans by my so called mates as I was the only one that looked a bit normal out of us all to dodge the random body searches.. Oh the joys of youth.

What luck the second cup visit coincided with Tommy Docherty getting caught playing away with the Derby coaches wife.
All day we sung,
"Who's up Mrs Brown
Who's up Mrs Brown
Tommy Tommy Docherty
Tommy Tommy Docherty"

 

[LCBB72]

Back in the promotion season of 1971/72 there was a song that went through every Southend player sung to the tune of 'He's Got The Whole World In His Hands' .