Signings this week

[toellandback]

I went to a Woolworths in Ipswich once, it was very pleasant. The woman that served me was very friendly however she had an awful fake tan that ended at her sleeves. It was very off putting.

 

[palexander]

Excuse me for talking out of turn here.

Does anyone prefer WH Smith to Woolworths, or is that madness?

 

[Reg Martin]

Have you been to the one on Canvey Danny, quite nice, the pick 'n' mix is excellent.

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Did you ever pop into Redcar Woolies when you lived up here?
It's one of my favourites.

 

[GNH]

Excuse me for talking out of turn here.

Does anyone prefer WH Smith to Woolworths, or is that madness?

Now your just being silly!

 

[toellandback]

Excuse me for talking out of turn here.

Does anyone prefer WH Smith to Woolworths, or is that madness?

Depends what kind of mood i'm in. WH Smith is clearly full of a better class of people but Woolies is where the bargains are. Sometimes its nice to stay clear of commoners and scallys.....

 

[GNH]

WH Smiths has never been the same since they stopped you reading the papers in the store then putting them back in a crumpled heap once you had finished.

 

[canveyshrimper]

Did you ever pop into Redcar Woolies when you lived up here?
It's one of my favourites.

Yes you are right the pick 'n' mix there was also very good IIRC.

 

[Red Rum Revell]

WH Smiths has never been the same since they stopped you reading the papers in the store then putting them back in a crumpled heap once you had finished.

All together now.....

"WH Smiths is a public library"

;)

 

[toellandback]

WH Smiths has never been the same since they stopped you reading the papers in the store then putting them back in a crumpled heap once you had finished.

So true sir, don't get me started on being removed for "checking" the adult magazines! Try before you buy anybody

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

I went to a Woolworths in Ipswich once, it was very pleasant. The woman that served me was very friendly however she had an awful fake tan that ended at her sleeves. It was very off putting.

So she had white hands then ??
or brown ones ?? If so maybe she was a plumber (plumbette ??) and was serving to help out or something

 

[toellandback]

So she had white hands then ??
or brown ones ?? If so maybe she was a plumber (plumbette ??) and was serving to help out or something

Like snooker gloves, maybe she had them donated by an Albino after losing hers somehow.... I dared not think of other potential white spots :unsure:

 

[Red Rum Revell]

Like snooker gloves, maybe she had them donated by an Albino after losing hers somehow.... I dared not think of other potential white spots :unsure:

This is a woman from Ipswich we're talking about so her personal hygiene was probably questionable anyway! :puke

 

[dashman]

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[GNH]

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If you can think of something to talk of about our new signings then please feel free to get it back on topic! ;)

 

[dashman]

If you can think of something to talk of about our new signings then please feel free to get it back on topic! ;)

Yeah, don't hire anyone with a fake tan!!!!

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[McNasty]

I went to a book signing in Woolies at Lakeside once. Martina Cole.

 

[toellandback]

Slightly late but very impressive though. Any advances on Martina Cole in terms of all time great Woolies experiances?

 

[Hazey]

I am friends with the people behind the sheep and dog from the advert, wool and worth.

 

[Clinton Baptiste]

The only signing in southend this week will be Jordan signing her new book at Waterstones tomorrow.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Yeah, don't hire anyone with a fake tan!!!!

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Yes, Mr. Nicolau, we are referring to you...

:p