Round 1 - Helen Mirren v RIHANNA

[South Bank Hank]

Whether it makes me perverted or not, i'm voting for the local lass...

...who once referred to her place of birth as "the armpit of the World".

:stunned:

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

...who once referred to her place of birth as "the armpit of the World".

:stunned:

Firstly she was born in Chiswick, and then moved to westcliff aged 2-3.
Westcliff. She's not really wrong is she? ;):p

 

[Davros]

I cant believe this is even close... how many over 60's are there voting on here!

I know Rihanna isnt the fittest, but how can you vote for a 60 odd year old over her?

Another thing that annoys me about Mirren... she is from Leigh, but is so embarresed about being an Essex girl, she always claims she was born in London!

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

Rihanna is over rated in my opinion. I'm voting Mirren!

(obviously i'd still bang rihanna)

 

[Slipperduke]

Mirren has got an absolutely awesome pair of puppies, it has to be said. She was astonishingly hot when she was younger and, let's be honest, I'd definitely be interested even now. She's got an innate foxiness, the kind of filthy flick of the eyes that turns everything dirty.

I don't know who Rhianna is, but Ricey's picture ruined it for me. She's pretty enough, I guess, but there ain't nothing like a dame.

I'm going for Mirren.

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

I cant believe this is even close... how many over 60's are there voting on here!

I know Rihanna isnt the fittest, but how can you vote for a 60 odd year old over her?

Another thing that annoys me about Mirren... she is from Leigh, but is so embarresed about being an Essex girl, she always claims she was born in London!

To be fair to her, if you find yourself in America London's the only place they've heard of. Even I said I was from London, even though I had an Australian accent.

Rihanna seems your run of the mill sort. Mirren is the sort who brings a lot of experience to the party and would probably give you a better night. Also she's minted so you wouldn't have to work, just be her sex slave.

I vote Mirren

 

[blues_r_best]

I cant believe this is even close... how many over 60's are there voting on here!

I know Rihanna isnt the fittest, but how can you vote for a 60 odd year old over her?

I picked Rihanna as you had my choice from last time Dave.

She's the Ivory Coast of the Totty World, has talent but isn't going to win the World cup.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

I cant believe this is even close... how many over 60's are there voting on here!

I know Rihanna isnt the fittest, but how can you vote for a 60 odd year old over her?

Another thing that annoys me about Mirren... she is from Leigh, but is so embarresed about being an Essex girl, she always claims she was born in London!

To be fair to the mirren dave she was born in london and to be fair again westcliff aint the west end tpye place is it and to be thrice fair i to cannot believe how close this is.
Vote for the local lassie that nearly once saw southend play.
And i cant believe that there are 13 other pervs on this board that like nearly dead women,i feel a new clique coming on,comy chair anyone?

 

[canveyshrimper]

Even closer now as I have fond memories of fumbles with some of the St Bernards girls. :O

 

[blues_r_best]

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

This has to be the shock of the tooty cup,i cant do piccys so with the aid of no piccys bar one from verne the mirren has 21 count them 21 whole votes.
Not bad for a over 60 up against a black currant drink that rots your teeth.
For the younger zoners out there a vote for the mirren is like a vote for your nan,so if you love your nan vote mirren(please note this does not mean you fancy your nan and want to see her jubblies,although if you do have any pics i wouldnt mind seeing your nans jubblies).
vote oap,vote saggy.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

33 votes god the mirren and i love you guys oh im crying noew,thank you one and all.

 

[SUFC Forever]

There ain't nothing like a Dame don't forget. Dame Helen for me and she is from Southend too...

 

[South Bank Hank]

Rihanna goes through.