reserves v ipswich today.

[The General]

Just spotted this. May as well pop along as im getting paid till past 5pm and need to pop to the Fish House too!

Kev

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I'll do a little report later - maybe even throw in some Wiggy's ratings for a bit of controversy. They're not copyright or anything.

:eek:

Wiggy's ratings

Collis 2 - absolutely awful. Didn't command his area at all.
Liptak 4 - terrible. Why did Tilson spend money on him?
Hunt 5 - will have to buck his ideas up if he wants to get back into the first team
Moussa 6 - better than most. Tilson should play him more.
Revell 4 - didn't notice him. Must be crap.
Hooper 11 - didn't put a foot wrong all afternoon and had he been playing would have scored a hattrick
Harrold 5 - dear oh dear. Other than his goals he did nothing.
J. Smith 9 - Man of the Match. He ran the game from his Meadow Lane wheelchair.

Others were all crap.

 

[The General]

If anyone wants updating & will let the rest of the Zone know, give me a text ...

Kev

 

[South Bank Hank]

Roving reporter SBH is at today's exciting encounter to provide unrivalled coverage for ShrimperZone. About 200 fans in attendance.

 

[South Bank Hank]

Strong line up as predicted.

Steve Collis
Lewis Hunt
Seyfo Soley
Zoltan Liptak
Jonny Herd
Anthony Grant
Franck Moussa
Peggy Lokando
Jack Morris
Matt Harrold
Charlie MacDonald

 

[South Bank Hank]

Not that strong as we're 1-0 down within 30 seconds. Ball over the top into left channel, crossed, well-saved by Collis at first attempt but followed in.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Is Wiggy there SBH?

I think your mission should be to find her.

 

[South Bank Hank]

Is Wiggy there SBH?

I think your mission should be to find her.

Put my best after-shave on but nothing yet.

We've stepped up a level now but the game's very pedestrian. Team playing well except for the opening.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Put my best after-shave on but nothing yet.

We've stepped up a level now but the game's very pedestrian. Team playing well except for the opening.

Go and speak to all the women. There can't be that many there in a crowd of 200.

 

[Napster]

Go and speak to all the women. There can't be that many there in a crowd of 200.

think her name is Sue? Try shouting it out and see who turns round

 

[South Bank Hank]

Almost 2-0. Ball through the middle, Collis conmes out to clear only to find an Ipswich midfielder. Attempted lob beats Collis but flies inches wide.

 

[South Bank Hank]

Free kick to Blues following good approach work from Harrold and Moussa.

Moussa drops it straight into keeper's hands.

 

[South Bank Hank]

Great one-handed save by Collis who puts the ball out for a corner after Soley and Liptak are beaten.

 

[C C Csiders]

think her name is Sue? Try shouting it out and see who turns round

Sue Wiggy? Isn't that $hite in Papuan pidgin-English?

 

[South Bank Hank]

Southend attack snuffed out following excellent skills by JH coming forward from left-back.

 

[South Bank Hank]

Two dangerous corners for Southend. Liptak header cleared off the line. Then -from a throw in seconds before half time, it's 1-1 with a fine header from Matt Harrold.

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

HT summing up then SBH ??

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Wiggy's ratings


Harrold 5 - dear oh dear. Other than his goals he did nothing.

Bugger, forgot to mention that according to Wiggy he will have "found his level".

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

HT summing up then SBH ??

Hopefully he's too busy locating Wiggy to do a HT summing up! :hilarious:

 

[South Bank Hank]

1-1 probably a fair result but Ipswich do look like they could step up a gear or too. Can't make my mind up about Liptak and Soley with good and bad moments for both. Johnny Herd has put in another good performance though and you can see why Lewis Hunt gets his starts for the first team. Otherwise Harrold and MacDonald are doing well up front even though they've not had much to work with.