Rd 2 - Heat 1 Charles Robert Darwin FRS v Sir Isaac Newton FRS

[Pubey]

nicely done.:D

physics jokes, definitely funnier than economics jokes!

 

[Uncle Leo]

physics jokes, definitely funnier than economics jokes!

Or maths ones:

ƒ(x) = 2x+1 walks in to a bar but before he can speak, the landlord says:

"Sorry mate, we don't do functions"

 

[Napster]

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't

 

[Napster]

Newton wins!

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

:stunned: I don't know you wait ages for a SZ Battle win then two come along at once.

:clap:A Big hand for Numphgirl & Charlie Darwin, worthy opponents indeed:clap:

QuarterFinals here i come!

 

[Uncle Leo]

:stunned: I don't know you wait ages for a SZ Battle win then two come along at once.

With a third to follow in the Shrimpers Chit-Chat forum as soon as this one ends...

 

[Pubey]

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't

How do you make one burn?

Differentiate a log fire!

 

[Napster]

A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting in a street café watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people entering the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three people leaving the house. The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate." The biologist says, "They must have reproduced." The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house then it will be empty."

 

[Pubey]

A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting in a street café watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people entering the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three people leaving the house. The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate." The biologist says, "They must have reproduced." The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house then it will be empty."

hehe I like it!

 

[OldBlueLady]

Oh God! Intellectual jokes! Can't this thread be locked now this round is over?! :dim:

 

[Napster]

Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the other ... er, um ...

 

[Pubey]

my favourite that was told by my 1st year economics lecturer,

A Chemist, Physicist, and Economist are shipwrecked. They swim for days, and eventually come to a desert island, just as they're about to die of starvation. The island has lots of edible animals, but our team lack the energy to catch them; all they've managed to salvage from the wreck is a can of beans, and not even a tin-opener.

Physicist : I know, we'll build a fire under the tin. When the sauce inside boils, the tin will explode. I'll calculate how hot the fire has to be.
Chemist : OK. And I'll work out how much wood we need.
Physicist : And I'll calculate the trajectory of the beans as they spurt out of the tin, so we can catch them.
Economist : You two do make things complicated. Why not just assume you have a tin-opener?

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

my favourite that was told by my 1st year economics lecturer,

A Chemist, Physicist, and Economist are shipwrecked. They swim for days, and eventually come to a desert island, just as they're about to die of starvation. The island has lots of edible animals, but our team lack the energy to catch them; all they've managed to salvage from the wreck is a can of beans, and not even a tin-opener.

Physicist : I know, we'll build a fire under the tin. When the sauce inside boils, the tin will explode. I'll calculate how hot the fire has to be.
Chemist : OK. And I'll work out how much wood we need.
Physicist : And I'll calculate the trajectory of the beans as they spurt out of the tin, so we can catch them.
Economist : You two do make things complicated. Why not just assume you have a tin-opener?

Very good

:clap:

Tell your 1st year economics lecturer that this plagiaristic website have nicked his joke!!!

http://www.j-paine.org/jokes.html