Questions for Dave Smith

[ldnfatso]

Quote[/b] (Csboy @ June 29 2006,18:43)]

Quote[/b] (ldnfatso @ June 29 2006,17:20)]Is Anna Nicole Smith your daughter?

Have some respect his daughter Nicola Smith died some years ago

If that is true, then i withdraw that original question. I didn't know!

 

[fbm]

3 questions -

1) Bearing in mind the decline the club suffered within 2 years of him going, did he see what was coming and therefore "jumped ship" or does he feel that he left the club in a good state and the problems were caused as a result of the new setup after his departure?

2) Was he ever asked (or tempted) to come back at a later date?

3) Did he enjoy his time at Southend, are there any regrets and is there anything he would do differently if he had the chance again?

 

[C C Csiders]

What part of Anton Johnson's anatomy would you put on the end of a skewer?

Where's my ticket for a home game you promised me in 1979 when I was playing cricket in Blenheim Park and you brought the squad over for pre-season training and asked us if we would mind moving our game elsewhere - with the carrot that you would give us tickets for a match. Eh? Eh?

Why didn't you sign Fritz Bischoff, in the end?

 

[Dave Smiths Love Child]

A god at last on this site

1.0 Hows you Son, have great memories ten pin bowling with him on a friday night on the pier ?

2.0 Manfield, Southend, Torquay, Plymouth, which club holds your heart most

3.0 Cusack, Hadley one of the finest central partnerships I have seen at Southend, which two players gained your respect in the teams you have managed

4.0 I know how I felt he day you was sacked, how hard was it for you the day you was shown the door

Great memories from you and the 80's team, thanks for the those days, we maybe in the Champuonship, but I somehow donot think we get the buzz, as times have changed in the team game

 

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ June 29 2006,17:48)]

Quote[/b] (Xàbia Shrimper @ June 29 2006,16:46)]Marmite. Pure heaven or the work of the devil?

'Tis the arse-scrapings of Beelzebub himself - surely there's no debate about that?!

Sacrelige! A love of Marmite is one of the prerequisites of Britishness. A hatred of it, a sign of an undeveloped, nay immature palate.

On top of which, without Marmite my son might not be alive today.

 

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Which Southend match do you remember most vividly, and why?

 

[prittlewellshrimper]

do you dress to the left or the right ?

 

[Uncle Leo]

Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ July 01 2006,01:01)]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ June 29 2006,17:48)]

Quote[/b] (Xàbia Shrimper @ June 29 2006,16:46)]Marmite. Pure heaven or the work of the devil?

'Tis the arse-scrapings of Beelzebub himself - surely there's no debate about that?!

Sacrelige! A love of Marmite is one of the prerequisites of Britishness. A hatred of it, a sign of an undeveloped, nay immature palate.

On top of which, without Marmite my son might not be alive today.

Matts' Canadian anyway. Or Brazilian. I can never keep up

 

[BlueJ]

Melon or Watermelon?

 

[Napster]

OK, I'll be doing this interview tomorrow morning, so if you havent posted yet, please do so now!

 

[DTS]

Which one of the players wives from back then would you most like to have slept with and why?

 

[sufcintheprem]

Which one of the players wives from back then would you most like to have slept with and why?

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (sufcintheprem @ July 03 2006,13:12)]Which one of the players wives from back then would you most like to have slept with and why?  

Good question - If only I had though of that.

 

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ July 03 2006,13:09)]Which one of the players wives from back then would you most like to have slept with and why?  

I am SO FED UP with these flippant, Completely POLITICALLY INCORRECT questions.

Quote[/b] ]Which of the player's wives would you like to have slept with?

How can you post a question like that? It is so demeaning, people have a right to be treated with respect, imagine if one of the people in question happened to log on and read that? How hurt they would be. This is the modern world, and it would do us all well to remember that!

In these enlightened and equal days, the question should have read:

Quote[/b] ]Which of the player's wives, or which player would you have liked to have slept with.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ July 01 2006,01:01)]On top of which, without Marmite my son might not be alive today.

Blimey - fair play, then. Marmite is allowed.

 

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ July 03 2006,14:00)]

Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ July 01 2006,01:01)]On top of which, without Marmite my son might not be alive today.

Blimey - fair play, then.  Marmite is allowed.

Hang on a mo, Matt, I didn't actually say if Marmite sustaining my son was a good thing or a bad thing... at the age he is just now, it's a pretty fine balance.

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ July 03 2006,13:19)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ July 03 2006,13:09)]Which one of the players wives from back then would you most like to have slept with and why?  

I am SO FED UP with these flippant, Completely POLITICALLY INCORRECT questions.

Quote[/b] ]Which of the player's wives would you like to have slept with?

How can you post a question like that? It is so demeaning, people have a right to be treated with respect, imagine if one of the people in question happened to log on and read that? How hurt they would be. This is the modern world, and it would do us all well to remember that!

 

 

In these enlightened and equal days, the question should have read:

Quote[/b] ]Which of the player's wives, or which player would you have liked to have slept with.

Thanks for pointing that out but if I recall correctly being Gay in Football was only introduced for the 1990/1991 season.

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ July 03 2006,14:27)]

Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ July 03 2006,13:19)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ July 03 2006,13:09)]Which one of the players wives from back then would you most like to have slept with and why?  

I am SO FED UP with these flippant, Completely POLITICALLY INCORRECT questions.

Quote[/b] ]Which of the player's wives would you like to have slept with?

How can you post a question like that? It is so demeaning, people have a right to be treated with respect, imagine if one of the people in question happened to log on and read that? How hurt they would be. This is the modern world, and it would do us all well to remember that!

 

 

In these enlightened and equal days, the question should have read:

Quote[/b] ]Which of the player's wives, or which player would you have liked to have slept with.

Thanks for pointing that out but if I recall correctly being Gay in Football was only introduced for the 1990/1991 season.  

is that when you started watching, Dave?

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ July 03 2006,14:27)]

Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ July 03 2006,13:19)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ July 03 2006,13:09)]Which one of the players wives from back then would you most like to have slept with and why?  

I am SO FED UP with these flippant, Completely POLITICALLY INCORRECT questions.

Quote[/b] ]Which of the player's wives would you like to have slept with?

How can you post a question like that? It is so demeaning, people have a right to be treated with respect, imagine if one of the people in question happened to log on and read that? How hurt they would be. This is the modern world, and it would do us all well to remember that!

 

 

In these enlightened and equal days, the question should have read:

Quote[/b] ]Which of the player's wives, or which player would you have liked to have slept with.

Thanks for pointing that out but if I recall correctly being Gay in Football was only introduced for the 1990/1991 season.  

I thought football was only invented in 1992?

Damn, must stop watching Sky.

 

[gazza]

Has this interview been completed? Is it being posted soon?