Rattus Norvegicus
Dullard ①
Agreed.
Ron's own self-typed (or dictated verbatim) statements, though, can sometimes be only a level or two above Steve Dale's.
He would really benefit from having a PR person on board, or somebody who's good with words and can make his statements more palatable.
What does a "P.R. person" do I wonder? What position do they play on the pitch?
I think the club could really do with paying the bills, registering the players and getting a few points on the board - all a long, long, long way ahead of incurring extra costs from having an extra employee to pay.