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I have never met anyone with Eastwood as a Christian name, ffs it is only a bit of fun.
 
If I've understood this correctly, one places the surname first.

And so we had a player called Benjamin Ian.

And another called Conlon Useless. :stunned:
 
Pennyfather Glenn sounds like a quaint old ex-gold rush village.

Southall Neville, he had a couple of well known twin nephews, but didn't trust his daughter with her uncle.

Butler Peter was fine unless you caught him in a bad mood, then you had to mind your ankles. Best get Footman Buster instead...

Austin Dean was a design specifically targeted at clergymen, but it never caught on cos they couldn't afford cars, not even Austins.
 
Gay Danny plus the rest of the Village People from other clubs: Bent Darren, Camp Lee, Bender Sven and Queen Gerry (one for Johnny Stokes)
 
Swapping the first letter of the first name and first letter of the surname is better.

Baniel Dentley
Puke Lrosser
Pack Jayne

Epic.
 
White John - Straker's nickname

Coker Ben - Mohsni's dealer

Payne Jack - part time footballer, part time wrestler

Brush Paul - Ron's cleaner
 

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