Oh dear!

[Colchester and proud!]

This is currently doing the rounds on our board........... :)


http://kineticnorth.com/BBCNews/?NewsGUID=bb3544b9-22bd-48a7-8d74-8eb3b8d2d77e

 

[Andyhsufc]

At least we're not furry animals

 

[fredheim_holm]

:D

Very good.

 

[Colchester and proud!]

At least we're not furry animals

Woolly animals if you dont mind ;)

 

[McNasty]

another Mickeyed-Up front page. Whatever next ? A head-line saying "Colchester United have fans of sound mind and body" -- fine piece of fiction that !

 

[Colchester and proud!]

another Mickeyed-Up front page. Whatever next ? A head-line saying "Colchester United have fans of sound mind and body" -- fine piece of fiction that !

Now you are being silly mcnasty nobody of a sound mind and body would support either of our two clubs, but its still fun eh :clap:

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Same old Col U.....always bleeting on about something...

 

[McNasty]

Now you are being silly mcnasty nobody of a sound mind and body would support either of our two clubs, but its still fun eh :clap:

Actually that's very true. I can't think what came over me. Stupid Boy.

 

[Colchester and proud!]

Same old Col U.....always bleeting on about something...

Yes we will face anything apart from Mint sauce.........

 

[BrettieAngell]

"I'd rather be a pikey than a ewe!"

 

[Colchester and proud!]

"I'd rather be a pikey than a ewe!"

True, some of our fans are mutton dressed up as Lamb!

 

[sufcboy]

shut up you col u mug

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

You lot are lambs to the slaughter tomorrow C&p

Sheep (Waters) 10:19

Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Jordan, and I have seen
Things are not what they seem.

What do you get for pretending the danger's not real.
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel.
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes.
Now things are really what they seem.
No, this is no bad dream.

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives He releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.

Bleating and babbling I fell on his neck with a scream.
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.

Have you heard the news?
The dogs are dead!
You better stay home
And do as you're told.
Get out of the road if you want to grow old

 

[Benfleet A1]

Three of my neighbours are travellers/pikeys and I live in a Park Home which is considered mobile.

Bang to rights for me then :'(

Anyone need a new driveway or some trees cutting down?

 

[Sussex Shrimper]

The best thing about that piece has to be the misuse of the apostrophe. Being called a "pikey" by a real life functional illiterate is always good for a giggle.

:D

 

[Maudebe]

great supporters you sheep lovers are heh. average attendance of 6000 (with new stadium) go support your real club IPSWICH

 

[canveyshrimper]

shut up you col u mug

No need for that mate C & P is as welcome as anyone on this board.

Apart from his sheep bothering proclivities that is.:)

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

great supporters you sheep lovers are heh. average attendance of 6000 (with new stadium) go support your real club IPSWICH

Mate, they'd love to be able to get a CROWD of 6000, let alone an average that high !!!!!

 

[sufcrocks]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Pikeys gonna have mutton stew on saturday!

 

[Colchester and proud!]

You lot are lambs to the slaughter tomorrow C&p

Sheep (Waters) 10:19

Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Jordan, and I have seen
Things are not what they seem.

What do you get for pretending the danger's not real.
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel.
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes.
Now things are really what they seem.
No, this is no bad dream.

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives He releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.

Bleating and babbling I fell on his neck with a scream.
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.

Have you heard the news?
The dogs are dead!
You better stay home
And do as you're told.
Get out of the road if you want to grow old

We shall see about that mate :)