Offered out by a 90 year old?

[duncan bulgaria]

talking of ASDA's, i was in the one in Bas/Laindon and found 3 school photos that some poor parent had left in a trolley , upon finding them i took a peak at them in the envelope and realized it was a photo of probably the ugliest looking he/she ( i honestly couldn't tell) kid i'd ever seen .

Seriously the poor fuucker was ginger with massive ears , a brace , spotty as a mo fo and had woggle eyes ( and that was its good points )
I was on the way to doing the honuorable thing and handing it in when i saw a rather ugly looking lady standing near the entrance , putting 2 and 2 together i asked the lady if the photo's belonged to her , when after taking one look at them she stated in a rather stern tone of voice ' no they aint'.

She must of been so insulted that i could of thought they were her offspring that she basiclly stormed off .

In a state of shock i just threw the photos back in the trolley and done the offski ,....i still think to this day that i may of done the poor mantlepiece that the photos would of been placed on a favour

 

[The Big Shrimp]

You should have accidently run or knocked the old c*nt over! Just think of the money you would have released into the world by bumping the old ****** off! I have no time for rudeness, young or old!! **** them all!!

 

[Mad Cyril]

This bloke has probably escaped from Colditz, helped sink the Bismark and was no doubt first off his landing craft during the D-Day landings.

If I was verbally abused by a member of the 'greatest generation' in a car park I would thank my lucky stars we weren't both speaking German, wait for him to finish, thank him for his time and then go looking for a British Legion/Haig fund collection jar to stuff a fifty pound note in.