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(NSFW 18+) If you could choose an animal....

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Which Beast?

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canveyshrimper said:
I believe there was one scene with a lady and a snake;) so I've been told.
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An eel actually. She then chops it up while still alive and takes a dump on it, frys it, and eats it. Nice. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingsatll has a similar recipe in his River Cottage Cook Book Volume 7.
 
C C Csiders said:
An eel actually. She then chops it up while still alive and takes a dump on it, frys it, and eats it. Nice. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingsatll has a similar recipe in his River Cottage Cook Book Volume 7.
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Mods, do we really want this? Maybe with some mustard.
 
C C Csiders said:
An eel actually. She then chops it up while still alive and takes a dump on it, frys it, and eats it. Nice. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingsatll has a similar recipe in his River Cottage Cook Book Volume 7.
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He only uses free range eel though.
 
So as this thread is still open should i assume its less taboo to have sex with an animal than it is to have some bum fun with your wife/girlfriend/mistress.

If so it should make the missus pretty happy but the cat very afraid
 
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