(NSFW 18+) If you could choose an animal....

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

If you could choose an animal for a trial run at bestiality, which one would you go for? I'm voting for a Shetland Pony.

 

[C C Csiders]

Box Jelly Fish

 

[Pubey]

koala bear

 

[Cricko]

A Frog...I would not have to move.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

A Frog

But what is she had hairy armpits like most French women ?? :puke

 

[Southend_Lady]

Does NSFW mean Not suitable for women?!

Is this on the lines of animal farm which I have seen snipets of years ago and is without a doubt the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!!!

 

[Desert Shrimper]

A camel - they have cute faces and they look like they wouldn't give you too much grief afterwards.

 

[Cricko]

A camel - they have cute faces and they look like they wouldn't give you too much grief afterwards.

Don't forget to comb your hair mate,you don't want to get an ugly one..

 

[Napster]

a sloth. I can hang out in the trees and feel lazy.

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

Does NSFW mean Not suitable for women?!

Is this on the lines of animal farm which I have seen snipets of years ago and is without a doubt the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!!!

No, Not Suitable for Work. A woman's perspective on bestiality is welcomed.

So 'Animal Farm' does exist? I heard it was merely an urban myth.

 

[Southend_Lady]

No, Not Suitable for Work. A woman's perspective on bestiality is welcomed.

So 'Animal Farm' does exist? I heard it was merely an urban myth.

Oh ok haha.

Yes it does and it is disgusting, woman with horse (apparently she died after) man with chicken.....its not nice and the people who made it mustve been meantally disturbed....

my view on it....gross but if your dog licking your balls gets you going then knock yourself out.

 

[Pubey]

yeah i've seen the infamous horse/woman video on a friends mobile. it is pretty horrific and my mate also reckons she died of "internal bleeding" afterwards.. i wouldn't be surprised

not nice

 

[Cricko]

Oh ok haha.

Yes it does and it is disgusting, woman with horse (apparently she died after) man with chicken.....its not nice and the people who made it mustve been meantally disturbed....

my view on it....gross but if your dog licking your balls gets you going then knock yourself out.

Lol great post Sam..:D

1.The women always say I am hung like a horse..

2. Should that not read knock one out..

 

[South Bank Hank]

Lol great post Sam..:D

1.The women always say I am hung like a horse..

My Little Pony I heard...

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

I can't remember which state it is (might be Texas), but it's technically legal to bugger a horse, but not your wife. Unless, like me, you are married to a horse.

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

yeah i've seen the infamous horse/woman video on a friends mobile. it is pretty horrific and my mate also reckons she died of "internal bleeding" afterwards.. i wouldn't be surprised

not nice

Was this different to the one where a women started to give a horse oral, and upon the horse standing fully to attention, it caused her to suffocate as she could not get it out?

Either or, this is one ****ing sick thing.

 

[canveyshrimper]

Oh ok haha.

Yes it does and it is disgusting, woman with horse (apparently she died after) man with chicken.....its not nice and the people who made it mustve been meantally disturbed....

my view on it....gross but if your dog licking your balls gets you going then knock yourself out.

I believe there was one scene with a lady and a snake;) so I've been told.

A dog licking your balls, well I've seen Cricko's latest and she ain't that bad.:cricko:

 

[canveyshrimper]

Reading this I am reminded of the recent survey by Farmer Giles for Sheep Sh@ggers Weekly.

An English, Welsh, Scots & Irish shepherds were interviewed as to whether they indulged in this practice. And if they did which position was de riguer.

The Englishman said the best method was to insert the sheep's back legs in his wellies and make his entrance accordingly.

The Welshman & Scotsman also indicated that this was the best and safest method.

The Irishman however stated that the best method was the good old missionary position.

When told that the other three had all opted for a rear entry the Irishman was shocked and said "What and miss out on all that kissing & cuddling?"

 

[MrB]

I arrive on here to find this disgusting thread! I don't come on here to read about bestiality, if I wanted to do that I'd press 'back' on my browser a few times.

 

[Cricko]

I arrive on here to find this disgusting thread! I don't come on here to read about bestiality, if I wanted to do that I'd press 'back' on my browser a few times.

I know sometimes it's like flogging a dead horse on here mate ......I said "Flogging*