Nicked at football.

[Uncle Leo]

Not guilty m'lud.

I believe my dad and uncle (John and Charles Welham) were a couple of rascals back in the 1970s though.

 

[canveyshrimper]

Quote[/b] (Uxbridge Shrimper @ Dec. 23 2005,11:07)]Not guilty m'lud.

I believe my dad and uncle (John and Charles Welham) were a couple of rascals back in the 1970s though.  

James, I can confirm that both dad and Uncle Charles were both very naughty boys at times. Fortunately i was the angelic and well behaved one.

 

[Sao Paulo Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (perth shrimper @ Dec. 23 2005,05:38)]To be fair, it appears that my initial post was innacurate as most posters haven't included anything about fighting.
My initial impression was that this this post would develop ( as it has done in the past ) into a " i smacked a Darlo supporter and cut him with a knife are'nt i a real fan" etc.
My moan is about banning threads on football violence, but this thread in retrospect is relatively harmless, and deals with pitch invasions and gestures etc.

I still stand firmly behind  ceasing glorification of football violence on any site, especially one i enjoy like this one.
Having worked in the justice systems and Forensic services for many years ( including Broadmoor Hospital ) i can assure you that most thugs that i have dealt with have had some form of personality disorder, psychopathic traits and anger issues inc juvenile conduct problems. From my point of view when you admit to engaging in soccer violence you give away more than you realize about yourself.










My fee is $600 per session if you want an initial assessment

Come on its Christmas Perth so lighten up a bit and tell us the story about you leadered a 100 strong group into Col******rs main pub

 

[Firestorm]

Quote[/b] (Uxbridge Shrimper @ Dec. 23 2005,11:07)]Not guilty m'lud.

I believe my dad and uncle (John and Charles Welham) were a couple of rascals back in the 1970s though.  

Understatement post of the year

 

[Uncle Leo]

Quote[/b] (Firestorm @ Dec. 23 2005,11:57)]

Quote[/b] (Uxbridge Shrimper @ Dec. 23 2005,11:07)]Not guilty m'lud.

I believe my dad and uncle (John and Charles Welham) were a couple of rascals back in the 1970s though.  

Understatement post of the year  

Do I win a prize?

 

[dave cusaks nose]

Got knicked Col******r united pre season friendly for travelling on a train from southend to shenfield? why I was travelling on a train going that way I am not sure I only live in Westcliff, something must have been drawing me that way

Came close at Cheltanham pulled me out just going through the doors when it went off the old bill told me to 'wait here' yer like f%&k office tut tar........

knicked big time at Ipswich years ago we got a draw 1-1 rammell scored, I smashed a restaurant window on the lookout for Dazzells Brother , ended up paying about £1500 f%&ked me off really only a bit of glass!!!

 

[Sebastian Weetabix]

I don't want to upset Perth Shrimper so i'll plead the 5th.

 

[southend4ever]

Quote[/b] (Jai @ Dec. 22 2005,14:45)]

Quote[/b] (Shrimper2thecore @ Dec. 22 2005,14:12)]I have come far too close on occasions.

Closet would be when we beat Darlo? 3-2 when 2-0 down at the break, and Mark Gower scored a belter to win in at the end.

He ran over to the side with rest of the players, and all fans ran down, so my brain assumed we were all getting over the wall, so i ran down there stepped over the wall and hugged Nicolau who told me "your gonna get dun mate", i turned round and had stewards running at me, so i stepped back, and had to have a very lengthy discussion with a few from my seat to the pitch for remaining 7 or so minutes, a very uncomfortable few minutes.










For the avoidance of doubt, i would do it again

I came quite close at Grimsby when, having seen our slim chances of victory disappear when hundreds of fishy fans lined the pitch with not a PC in site, I saw a van full of coppers outside the ground sitting down and joking.

Having had a skinful and just endured one of the most painful afternoons in my life I wasn't in an entirely correct frame of mind and decided to shout something which I can't quite recall but it may have included the words "lazy" "sitting" and "arses".

Next thing I knew I was being dragged from a shop by the neck and thrown up against a wall and 'warned as to my future conduct'.

A few mates witnessed this and felt the officer was going a bit too far, so when they asked another PC how to complain they were told to "f%&k off back to London" and "why would I want to help you?".

i remember you mentioning that on this board at the time it happened or on another occasion previously. still think the pc is a mug

 

[Guest]

I nearly got arrested after grimsby as well, after telling the police to their job and leave the Southend alone. It was their f%&king fault after all, that it kicked off!

 

[southend4ever]

qpr home

 

[BrettieAngell]

Never been nicked but got kicked out at Boreint last year after nearly getting decked in the home end, I thought I was gonna get nicked for sure though!

 

[dave cusaks nose]

Quote[/b] (BrettieAngell @ Dec. 24 2005,12:52)]Never been nicked but got kicked out at Boreint last year after nearly getting decked in the home end, I thought I was gonna get nicked for sure though!

Don't ever, ever , eeeevvveeer admit to getting decked by those two bobbed Pie and Mash eating bunch of ****ssssss

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Quote[/b] (dave cusaks nose @ Dec. 27 2005,22:55)]

Quote[/b] (BrettieAngell @ Dec. 24 2005,12:52)]Never been nicked but got kicked out at Boreint last year after nearly getting decked in the home end, I thought I was gonna get nicked for sure though!

Don't ever, ever , eeeevvveeer admit to getting decked by those two bobbed Pie and Mash eating bunch of ****ssssss

I seem to remember a Sarfend fan "taking a tumble" in the South stand last season. If that was you, then you're a ****. Love,

Jonny xx

 

[Sao Paulo Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Dec. 29 2005,13:38)]

Quote[/b] (dave cusaks nose @ Dec. 27 2005,22:55)]

Quote[/b] (BrettieAngell @ Dec. 24 2005,12:52)]Never been nicked but got kicked out at Boreint last year after nearly getting decked in the home end, I thought I was gonna get nicked for sure though!

Don't ever, ever , eeeevvveeer admit to getting decked by those two bobbed Pie and Mash eating bunch of ****ssssss

I seem to remember a Sarfend fan "taking a tumble" in the South stand last season. If that was you, then you're a ****. Love,

Jonny xx

I seem to remember myself and a certain other member on this board being in your end and gonig mental when we scored both goals. When we was confronted by a fair few borient fans they was simply told to f%&k off which they pretty much did Jonny boy.
As for the fan who tumbled down the stairs, probably a young lad in a bobble hat and scarf because you lot wouldnt have the guts to have a pop at a grown man.

Hope you stay where you belong this year, Division 2.

 

[TrueBlue]

Quote[/b] (Sao Paulo Shrimper @ Dec. 29 2005,20:34)]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Dec. 29 2005,13:38)]

Quote[/b] (dave cusaks nose @ Dec. 27 2005,22:55)]

Quote[/b] (BrettieAngell @ Dec. 24 2005,12:52)]Never been nicked but got kicked out at Boreint last year after nearly getting decked in the home end, I thought I was gonna get nicked for sure though!

Don't ever, ever , eeeevvveeer admit to getting decked by those two bobbed Pie and Mash eating bunch of ****ssssss

I seem to remember a Sarfend fan "taking a tumble" in the South stand last season. If that was you, then you're a ****. Love,

Jonny xx

I seem to remember myself and a certain other member on this board being in your end and gonig mental when we scored both goals. When we was confronted by a fair few borient fans they was simply told to f%&k off which they pretty much did Jonny boy.
As for the fan who tumbled down the stairs, probably a young lad in a bobble hat and scarf because you lot wouldnt have the guts to have a pop at a grown man.

Hope you stay where you belong this year, Division 2.

lol when have orient EVER turned out!

 

[J]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Dec. 29 2005,13:38)]

Quote[/b] (dave cusaks nose @ Dec. 27 2005,22:55)]

Quote[/b] (BrettieAngell @ Dec. 24 2005,12:52)]Never been nicked but got kicked out at Boreint last year after nearly getting decked in the home end, I thought I was gonna get nicked for sure though!

Don't ever, ever , eeeevvveeer admit to getting decked by those two bobbed Pie and Mash eating bunch of ****ssssss

I seem to remember a Sarfend fan "taking a tumble" in the South stand last season. If that was you, then you're a ****. Love,

Jonny xx

quote of the year from a southend supporter who was in your end:

"In the heat of the moment, with an orient fan lunging a punch, i managed to pinch his nose" truely a classic..

and cheltenham was a good one.. 17 went, 7 came back,

but the promotion sunglasses are still intact!

 

[chalkwell blue]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Dec. 30 2005,00:11)]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Dec. 29 2005,13:38)]

Quote[/b] (dave cusaks nose @ Dec. 27 2005,22:55)]

Quote[/b] (BrettieAngell @ Dec. 24 2005,12:52)]Never been nicked but got kicked out at Boreint last year after nearly getting decked in the home end, I thought I was gonna get nicked for sure though!

Don't ever, ever , eeeevvveeer admit to getting decked by those two bobbed Pie and Mash eating bunch of ****ssssss

I seem to remember a Sarfend fan "taking a tumble" in the South stand last season. If that was you, then you're a ****. Love,

Jonny xx

quote of the year from a southend supporter who was in your end:

"In the heat of the moment, with an orient fan lunging a punch, i managed to pinch his nose" truely a classic..

and cheltenham was a good one.. 17 went, 7 came back,  

but the promotion sunglasses are still intact!  

Cheltenham last season

worst policing ever

 

[J]

Quote[/b] (chalkwell blue @ Dec. 30 2005,16:28)]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Dec. 30 2005,00:11)]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Dec. 29 2005,13:38)]

Quote[/b] (dave cusaks nose @ Dec. 27 2005,22:55)]

Quote[/b] (BrettieAngell @ Dec. 24 2005,12:52)]Never been nicked but got kicked out at Boreint last year after nearly getting decked in the home end, I thought I was gonna get nicked for sure though!

Don't ever, ever , eeeevvveeer admit to getting decked by those two bobbed Pie and Mash eating bunch of ****ssssss

I seem to remember a Sarfend fan "taking a tumble" in the South stand last season. If that was you, then you're a ****. Love,

Jonny xx

quote of the year from a southend supporter who was in your end:

"In the heat of the moment, with an orient fan lunging a punch, i managed to pinch his nose" truely a classic..

and cheltenham was a good one.. 17 went, 7 came back,  

but the promotion sunglasses are still intact!  

Cheltenham last season  

 worst policing ever

Indeed, as was shown by our depleted returning numbers.. never heard from the others again,
let's hope they did make it back

 

[TrueBlue]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Dec. 30 2005,19:29)]

Quote[/b] (chalkwell blue @ Dec. 30 2005,16:28)]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Dec. 30 2005,00:11)]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Dec. 29 2005,13:38)]

Quote[/b] (dave cusaks nose @ Dec. 27 2005,22:55)]

Quote[/b] (BrettieAngell @ Dec. 24 2005,12:52)]Never been nicked but got kicked out at Boreint last year after nearly getting decked in the home end, I thought I was gonna get nicked for sure though!

Don't ever, ever , eeeevvveeer admit to getting decked by those two bobbed Pie and Mash eating bunch of ****ssssss

I seem to remember a Sarfend fan "taking a tumble" in the South stand last season. If that was you, then you're a ****. Love,

Jonny xx

quote of the year from a southend supporter who was in your end:

"In the heat of the moment, with an orient fan lunging a punch, i managed to pinch his nose" truely a classic..

and cheltenham was a good one.. 17 went, 7 came back,

but the promotion sunglasses are still intact!

Cheltenham last season

worst policing ever

Indeed, as was shown by our depleted returning numbers.. never heard from the others again,
let's hope they did make it back

True the old bill were a sham! It was police brutality!

 

[chalkwell blue]

Quote[/b] (TrueBlue @ Dec. 30 2005,19:39)]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Dec. 30 2005,19:29)]

Quote[/b] (chalkwell blue @ Dec. 30 2005,16:28)]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Dec. 30 2005,00:11)]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Dec. 29 2005,13:38)]

Quote[/b] (dave cusaks nose @ Dec. 27 2005,22:55)]

Quote[/b] (BrettieAngell @ Dec. 24 2005,12:52)]Never been nicked but got kicked out at Boreint last year after nearly getting decked in the home end, I thought I was gonna get nicked for sure though!

Don't ever, ever , eeeevvveeer admit to getting decked by those two bobbed Pie and Mash eating bunch of ****ssssss

I seem to remember a Sarfend fan "taking a tumble" in the South stand last season. If that was you, then you're a ****. Love,

Jonny xx

quote of the year from a southend supporter who was in your end:

"In the heat of the moment, with an orient fan lunging a punch, i managed to pinch his nose" truely a classic..

and cheltenham was a good one.. 17 went, 7 came back,  

but the promotion sunglasses are still intact!  

Cheltenham last season  

 worst policing ever

Indeed, as was shown by our depleted returning numbers.. never heard from the others again,
let's hope they did make it back  

True the old bill were a sham! It was police brutality!

If you think think that is brutality trueblue, wait until you travel abroad to watch england, they hate us all. Germany 2006 bring it on!