New place in town

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Not wrong. Twas a very long time ago :hilarious:

*edited for accuracy :p

 

[MissWestStand]

*edited for accuracy :p

18th century??

 

[MK Shrimper]

18th century??

Oy! We're not discussing Cricko here!

 

[MissWestStand]

Oy! We're not discussing Cricko here!

I know, he is a bit younger right??

 

[MK Shrimper]

I know, he is a bit younger right??

Ooohhhhhh.... bollix to you!

 

[MissWestStand]

Ooohhhhhh.... bollix to you!

Thats no way to speak to a goddess :angel:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Thats no way to speak to a goddess :angel:

Sorry.....oh bollix MISTRESS!

 

[Irish_Shrimper]

Just ask her out for a steak meal and be done with it MK...

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Just ask her out for a steak meal and be done with it MK...

I know....hes just faffing about.....

 

[MK Shrimper]

You see, I wouldn't ask her out... I'd cook her a nice fillet steak in a red wine jus with potato dauphinoise, followed either by a strawberry Eton Mess or chocolate cheese cake.

;)

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

You see, I wouldn't ask her out... I'd cook her a nice fillet steak in a red wine jus with potato dauphinoise, followed either by a strawberry Eton Mess or chocolate cheese cake.

;)

You would have to do something for lunch aswell for "two meals a day" Minxy....:p

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

It's like a new sitcom...the female stalker and the male stalker end up getting together...oh the laughs that would be had :D

I'll get on to the producers at bbc 3 immediately ;)

I've got a title for said sitcom Just The Four Of Us :p

Cast list: -
Ralf Little
Debra Stevenson
The bird who plays Stacey Slater

Plus introducing (fresh from his role as a member of the Royal family)
Matt Harrold

 

[MK Shrimper]

You would have to do something for lunch aswell for "two meals a day" Minxy....:p

Not a problem. How about a little Thai prawn green curry?

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

You see, I wouldn't ask her out... I'd cook her a nice fillet steak in a red wine jus with potato dauphinoise, followed either by a strawberry Eton Mess or chocolate cheese cake.

;)

It's all about 3 courses MK, don't forget, the way to Miss MinxyGinnaWetSand's heart is via her stomach!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Not a problem. How about a little Thai prawn green curry?

I think I need to test for quality control purposes, prior to the big day! :p

 

[MK Shrimper]

It's all about 3 courses MK, don't forget, the way to Miss MinxyGinnaWetSand's heart is via her stomach!

Crikey, am I Gordon Ramsey? How about Scallops and Black pudding on a bed of rocket?

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Crikey, am I Gordon Ramsey? How about Scallops and Black pudding on a bed of rocket?

The way have been beating about the bush, more like Fanny Craddock....

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

The way have been beating about the bush, more like Fanny Craddock....

Trying to work out what's in that pic.
Is it a rolled Crepe Suzette.
If so, could you say that's the first recorded pic of "fanny batter" on these boards? :p

 

[MissWestStand]

Trying to work out what's in that pic.
Is it a rolled Crepe Suzette.
If so, could you say that's the first recorded pic of "fanny batter" on these boards? :p

That is gross, I think they are supposed to be croissants!

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Trying to work out what's in that pic.
Is it a rolled Crepe Suzette.
If so, could you say that's the first recorded pic of "fanny batter" on these boards? :p

MKs battered sausage? :eek: