My TV debut

[Its Only A Game]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 02 2006,09:29)]No where near the standard of Mr Cockles but for those of you lucky enough to recieve Meridian or Anglia (I think) soccer night myself and my good friend Tom will be appearing briefly after being interviewed before the game.

I know we will be on as I went to school with the editors sister and he said for sure. I am the one in the suit with a blue shirt and my mate has a baseball style cap on.

I too was interviewed before the game and if i don't get on because you've got connections i'm gonna throw all my toys out of the pram, moan about the club, ticket touts, the weather, people from manchester and anything else i can think of

 

[McNasty]

David Essex is a fanatical Wet Sham fan. Let him sing to the people at Upton Park.

 

[David Essex]

He actually trialled for them along side Lumpard senior (ex southender)

 

[Westcliff Shrimper]

Question for Andrew (aka Dave Cusacks Nose) - watched the latest epsiode last night that was broadcast on Wednesday, and I have to ask two very important questions I believe we all need answering:

1. Are Matt and Alexis really shagging, or is it all for the cameras?

2. Did you give Helena (or however you spell the stupid bind's name) a slap for unneccessarily voting for you?

Thank you muchly - must see TV in the CICB household...

 

[Westcliff Shrimper]

*Ahem....*

 

[dave cusaks nose]

ha haaaa cheers mate, matt shagged liz and lex, orrible old rippers, ad Helenka was an orrible winging old ripper, who ruined the atmosphere in out team, how could you slap a face like that ???its already been done hasnt it?

 

[On the Boardwalk]

Quote[/b] (dave cusaks nose @ Nov. 09 2006,06:24)]ha haaaa cheers mate, matt shagged liz and lex, orrible old rippers, ad Helenka was an orrible winging old ripper, who ruined the atmosphere in out team, how could you slap a face like that ???its already been done hasnt it?

The black leotard scared me though mate.

Was it really cold though as you didn't appear to have genitals?

 

[davewebbsbrain]

I was on Crimewatch many years ago strolling through the Derby fans who had invaded the pitch on the last day of the season after we had beat them 3-2..the old bill wanted to trace the fat sweaty Derby fan who was spraying CS gas into peoples faces.

I took it all in my stride and chose not to take up acting full time.

 

[elmo putney]

Quote[/b] (dave cusaks nose @ Nov. 09 2006,06:24)]ha haaaa cheers mate, matt shagged liz and lex, orrible old rippers, ad Helenka was an orrible winging old ripper, who ruined the atmosphere in out team, how could you slap a face like that ???its already been done hasnt it?

and what about you mr.young, did you have time for any extra curricular activities with any of the cuddly beauties on the show ?!

 

[elmo putney]

Quote[/b] (davewebbsbrain @ Nov. 09 2006,12:22)]I was on Crimewatch many years ago strolling through the Derby fans who had invaded the pitch on the last day of the season after we had beat them 3-2..the old bill wanted to trace the fat sweaty Derby fan who was spraying CS gas into peoples faces.

I took it all in my stride and chose not to take up acting full time.

I think you'll find it was the fat sweaty Derby bloke getting gassed not the other way round

 

[Westcliff Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (dave cusaks nose @ Nov. 09 2006,06:24)]ha haaaa cheers mate, matt shagged liz and lex, orrible old rippers, ad Helenka was an orrible winging old ripper, who ruined the atmosphere in out team, how could you slap a face like that ???its already been done hasnt it?

Matt shagged Liz AND Lexie? Blimey, did he get any time to do any exercise that wasn't horizontal?

True about Helena - but you showed a lot of restraint...