My dilema - I have got problems in the bedroom !!!!

[BrettieAngell]

I thought you meant had real problems in the bedroom for a minute there Dave! :p

Seriously though it is annoying just have a word and if she is a good a catch as you think she will understand.

 

[Groyne Strain]

Keep initiating sleepy sex until she gets fed up with the attempted humping every time she leans over.

Other than that just tell her. She won't know what's wrong if you don't, she ain't a mindreader.

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

In all seriousness, if you do need your space to fal asleep, tell her, if she is a good Mrs she will understand, some people cant sleep cuddling, some can, simple

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

My way of dealing with it would be to do a dirty great big fart....that always makes Mrs Aberdeen Shrimper turn away from me :)

 

[RobM]

My girl friend lives 65 miles away so it's not that great a problem!

 

[Winkle]

Right dave, I think all out attack is needed. Either you could belch right in her face If you find her incroaching on your side of the bed (usually does the trick) or if she is a stubborn critter my best one (not for the faint hearted) is while she is just hitting that R.E.M state is to get up ,open the back door, naked or with jockeys on(watever your preference) for at least 5 to 10 mins reducing your body heat to an coldish but not hyperthermic state, then rush upstairs dive under the duvet and give her a nice Bear hug positiong the little general right off bum Island.
This normally does the trick with solid gasp of "geeeeeeeesus christ" resulting in her jumping at least a foot in the air over her side of the bed........ works everytime mate!

 

[BrettieAngell]

My girl friend lives 65 miles away so it's not that great a problem!

Thats the way to do it!

 

[Sean 2]

After years of perfecting this,i'll let you into the secret of a good night's kip.

O.k,after this kissing nonsense is coming to an end,politely tell your lady to turn over so that you can give her a big cuddle.

That's right,"turn over" means facing away from you.Across goes the old arm,stroke her back and hey bingo,she's - a - snoozing!

Gently turn over to your favoured lying stance and shut eyes peacefully.

Should she get wise to what you are up to,just stay up for the football and go to bed after her.

 

[Slipperduke]

Roll her over and start kissing the area just below the neck, work your way round in small, slow circles and maybe, if you're showboating, gently stroke her hair. She'll be asleep in no time, facing away from you.

Of course, there is the slight risk that you'll fire up her engines again, but you'll have to take that chance.