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Quote[/b] (fbm @ Jan. 15 2005,08:28)]Now, I'll take a stab at Matt the Shrimps most hated shrimper...
ooohhh...
let me see....
Jeroen Boere?
Ooh, you've stuck your neck out there...
Even if the Japan comments were untrue (and I don't know either way), I still loathe him.
I try to judge most players on a "wages / ability / end-product ratio" - and I see that I'm not the only one. The mentioning of Marsh on this list would seem to confirm that other people look at that ratio too. Marsh was someone of enormous talent, and for whom we paid a lot of money - £500K in transfer fees to Galatasaray; and, presumably, a substantial amount of money in wages.
And the end product was... well, a little over adequate. He was the best midfielder at the club - but when your competition includes an ancient Whelan (who often still managed to look a better player) or Phil Gridelet - then that's not hard.
Boere is another who fails abjectly on the wages / ability / end-product ratio. Boere was a player of "low-Premier$hite" quality - someone who had the ability to play in a side in the bottom third of the Premier$hite, and to get by and score goals.
Instead, he trousered £3,500 a week (so far as I know - and that was in 1997, let's not forget) to play in Division 2 - perhaps 40 league places or so below his ability.
In that context, and on that wage-bill, 14 goals in a season is utterly derisory. Can any of those people who like Boere honestly say they ever saw him bust a gut for us? Did he ever make out like he cared?
It's why I can forgive the likes of - say - Neil Campbell. He was an atrocious player, a donkey of the utmost order. But he usually played like he gave a sh*t. At least he bloody tried, at least he appeared to care, and at least he didn't cost us the sort of wages that drove us to the edge of the abyss...
*and breathe*
Other players I disliked include:
1. Graeme Jones - not merely for his crapness; but his surliness too. For a seasoned pro to rip the ball off a young Tes Bramble at Rushden in order to take the penalty - and it was done purely to silence his critics amongst the travelling support - was petulant. For him to then miss the target completely showed him up for the walking bucket of excrement that he was.
2. Gordon Connelly - for being the least talented player I have ever seen in the hallowed blue shirt.
3. Mark Rawle - for welching on a deal.
4. Barrington Belgrave - for always talking the talk, and then always spectacularly failing to walk the walk.
5. Neville Southall & Mark Prudhoe - both for failing to call it a day, and instead believing that it would be acceptable for them to eke out their days at Roots Hall. In other words, for having the gall to think that we wouldn't mind having someone in goal for us (and on our books) who was utterly past it. A pretty disgraceful display from two men who should have known better - and whom in their day had been good (or, in Southall's case, superb) keepers, but whose days had left them long before they came to Roots Hall in search of an utterly underserved pay-cheque. It is a category which Kevin O'Callaghan possibly fits into as well - one of the few players whom Webby badly misjudged during his Midas period.
6. Steve Jones - for being a fat, useless waster; and for having the gall to state publicly that the only reason he wanted to play for us was because we happened to be convenient for his family home in Benfleet. What a nob.
7. Any player who has had the opportunity to do what most of us would give our left bollock for - i.e. play professional football - but who appear to have sacrificed that opportunity on the altar of arrogance or sloth. Such players might include:
*Gary Cross (the ciggies?)
*Lee Hodges (the arrogance?)
*Scott Forbes (ciggies again?)
*Stephen Broad (not having his heart in it?)
Much as it pains me to say it, if David Lee doesn't succeed at Kidderminster (or if they go down), he will also fit into this category... and he has only himself to blame.
Right, that's enough detesting on a Monday morning...
Matt
P.S. Here's a great stat for you, and perhaps explains why we're so high up the table this season. This season, if I exclude Ryan Clarke (the Brizzle keeper who played once for us), and exclude players who have been on the bench rather than on the pitch, then the number of players who have appeared for us this season is:
19
Comapre that to previous years:
03-04: 27
02-03: 28
01-02: 26
00-01: 29
Ah, the benefits of a settled squad, eh...?!