Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
From some of the "I'd turn for her" comments from girls on other threads, your Mum would be high-5-ing you as well.
Mmmm, I'm so happy I could be persuaded to wash Cricko's curtains...
:D
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Miss ShrimperZone 2007
- Thread starter South Bank Hank
- Start date
From some of the "I'd turn for her" comments from girls on other threads, your Mum would be high-5-ing you as well.
Mmmm, I'm so happy I could be persuaded to wash Cricko's curtains...
:D
C C Csiders
Life President
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you
Miss ShrimperZone 2007
Complete this caption:
"Mmmm, I'm so happy I could..."
:rolleyes:
I assume delicious Melissious will be informed of her glorious triumph? I can see her now accepting her prize at Roots Hall.
Southminster_Shrimper
Sir Kevin Betsy Fan Club
She could be the new prize for the half time draw......better than some old bloke in slipons kicking 4 balls at half a goal.....
Flaiming Moe
First XI
Give her lifetime membership to The Blue Voice, and make her the official patron of the Blue Voice ! ! !
Firestorm
Pedant
The girl in the shop around the corner...
Edna, who lives opposite and often pops around for some....ahem...tea.
now I know your lying because Enda lives in the shed at the bottom of my garden
That said she used to live in MK before she got in that "mini-cab"
Southminster_Shrimper
Sir Kevin Betsy Fan Club
But thats two things....surely theres a case for just giving her one :p
MK Shrimper
Striker
Unfortunately Edna is Ashawaria Rai, Bollywood film actress and former miss world...and she lives nowhere near MK.... yet.... :D
MK Shrimper
Striker
Flaiming Moe
First XI
South Bank Hank
⭐⭐🦐
Who says I won't?
It's been a ridiculously busy couple of days so I haven't been able to do the internet equivalent of running around the office with two fingers in the air shouting "In your face!"
That said, I'm just proud, immensely proud of Melissa. While I see her as the absolute pinnacle of perfection, my confidence in her only grew in the latter stages of the contest when I could see the groundswell of support that she had behind her. What I'm most proud about is how she came through some tough rounds, demonstrating her class along the way, and outing at least two females.
How many more (in the closet) converts has she chalked up along the way?
Interpol Shrimper
Member
Hank, think we definitely need this kind of competition as a regular thing. Once a year isn't going to be enough! Why not expand the theme next time & vary the criteria for eligibility?
E.g. MILF Totty or English sorts only (maybe originally hailing from Essex is stretching it a bit too far?)
Plus, think it's great the sway of opinion on here about how gorgeous that skeleton Kiera Knightly is never even got a look in seeing as she wasn't even in it!
E.g. MILF Totty or English sorts only (maybe originally hailing from Essex is stretching it a bit too far?)
Plus, think it's great the sway of opinion on here about how gorgeous that skeleton Kiera Knightly is never even got a look in seeing as she wasn't even in it!
Mr. Benedict
The Devious Badger
Agree here. Perhaps a bi-monthly competition is in order here... ;)
C C Csiders
Life President
Corrected your error.
Interpol Shrimper
Member
Bielzibubz
President
Well I'm certainly surprised by the gorgeous Ms Frenchies ability to sway the sexual tendencies of the females around me here at work. After the "tongue lashing" comments made by one young lass yesterday I have had another lass wanting to see the pics posted here on SZ and she to said she could quite possibly be persuaded to try the taste of the proverbial forbidden fruit, so to speak.
I'm truly astonished that two out of the three females I work with have openly said this. Is this indicative and a true reflection of the female genders sexuality in general, and if so why in God's name weren't the two I married this way inclined, or is it just that these two young lass's like to watch me lose all concentration on the job I'm supposed to be doing?
I'm truly astonished that two out of the three females I work with have openly said this. Is this indicative and a true reflection of the female genders sexuality in general, and if so why in God's name weren't the two I married this way inclined, or is it just that these two young lass's like to watch me lose all concentration on the job I'm supposed to be doing?
Interpol Shrimper
Member
Any vacancies in your office? :p
Irish_Shrimper
Ant from across the Pond
Was going to suggest the same Glasgow - something along the lines of a european championship, or south american one etc. Well done to Hank again and of course to Melissa our deserved classy winner!
The General
The Mouse (*)
Still gutted that Miss Alba won nowt. Im off to see her latest film later in protest ...
EastStandBlue
Life President
Pinder Licks her wounds after a soul destroying defeat
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