Mcnasty says Sorry

[McNasty]

Billhooks (classic 2 Ronnies)

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Fork in Hull .. blurry mods stopping us swearing like troopers

Bastids the lot of them ;)

 

[SARF]

Use text swear code you Aunts

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Fork in Hull .. blurry mods stopping us swearing like troopers

Bastids the lot of them ;)

I know. It's a ducking cheek.

 

[McNasty]

I'm glad I started a thread for dyxlocsic sweeerers.

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

I'm glad I started a thread for dyxlocsic sweeerers.

Why is dyslexia such a hard word to spell?

Is it a cruel twist of fate, or does it give non-sufferers a sense of empathy?

 

[westmartin]

Are you sure he isn't a silly tub of lard that resides in Hockley?

no thats Skoda man lol just a joke Graham

 

[TMWLT]

this is just what we want, this is the point of messageboards, get these dirty sc..bags on this site, and bring it on, no more, will he or wont he stay

this is the lifeblood of the messageboards. as it happens millwall holds special memories for me, as in 83 I got arrested at millwall and held for hours in the local cop shop all because I shouted out at teh 2 mins silence for shankly also last time we played at the old den ,which was their last game of the season I managed to get on and have a mini pitch invasion all of my owm my god the things I had thrown at me!!!!

 

[scrounger]

this is just what we want, this is the point of messageboards, get these dirty sc..bags on this site, and bring it on, no more, will he or wont he stay

this is the lifeblood of the messageboards. as it happens millwall holds special memories for me, as in 83 I got arrested at millwall and held for hours in the local cop shop all because I shouted out at teh 2 mins silence for shankly also last time we played at the old den ,which was their last game of the season I managed to get on and have a mini pitch invasion all of my owm my god the things I had thrown at me!!!!

Fugg me, wish I was you. :zzzzz:

 

[Hazey]

You dich, why don't you all flock off and eat your own sheet.

 

[number11]

this is just what we want, this is the point of messageboards, get these dirty sc..bags on this site, and bring it on, no more, will he or wont he stay

this is the lifeblood of the messageboards. as it happens millwall holds special memories for me, as in 83 I got arrested at millwall and held for hours in the local cop shop all because I shouted out at teh 2 mins silence for shankly also last time we played at the old den ,which was their last game of the season I managed to get on and have a mini pitch invasion all of my owm my god the things I had thrown at me!!!!

In '83? Were you shouting criticism during the silence for Shankly as it was being held 2 years after his death?? In any event, you must feel very proud for interupting a minutes silence and getting arrested.

Good fishing, though.....you weren't OldTime Shrimper or whatever that guy was called who rallied for a 'crew'?!

 

[TMWLT]

goodness me my memory must have slipped it might well have been early
you fool, this one of the problems that oyu face when you get old!!!

 

[TMWLT]

fantastic theres nothing better than a board full of f..wits

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

fantastic theres nothing better than a board full of f..wits

Maybe not full, but there are definitely a couple...

 

[A Century United]

He did have his uses though. He kept on calling people the 'c' word, but getting round it by using a 'k' instead. Or maybe it was because he can't spell.

Either way, that was a new one to me, so I've added it to the swear filter ;)

As ever, Monty Python were there long ago....

Bounder: So, you are interested in one of our adventure holidays, are you?

Smoketoomuch: Yes, I saw your advert in the bolour supplement.

Bounder: The what?

Smoketoomuch: The bolour supplement.

Bounder: The colour supplement.

Smoketoomuch: Yes, I'm sorry, I can't say the letter 'B'.

Bounder: C?

Smoketoomuch: Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.

Bounder: A cat?

Smoketoomuch: No, a bat.

Bounder: Oh...can you say the letter 'K'?

Smoketoomuch: Oh, yes. Khaki, kind, kettle, Kipling, kipper, Kuwait, Keble Bollege Oxford.

Bounder: Yes, yes but why don't you use the letter 'K' instead of the letter 'C'?

Smoketoomuch: What, spell bolour with a 'K'?

Bounder: Yes!

Smoketoomuch: Kolour!
Oh, thank you! I never thought of that. What a silly bunt.