Rayleigh boy
Director⭐
Two hours on a train from Kings Cross to Nottingham in the same carriage as the Pitsea OAPs, listening to the complete works of **** Buttons and reading Stuart Lee with intermittent lakes where there used to be fields on that side of the window and intermittent Internet connection on this side of the window. 30 mins on a local train and 10 mins walk to the ground by a retail park all uneventful and...the best part of the day.
The first half offers a comic element, I guess, and little else. The 4th stand is an ex stand that has been boarded up and is now just a mass of advertising boards that look more like fly posting - the fact they would present their ground in that way has comic value. Their little and large stag mascots look like they were designed by Frank Oz - that's a bit funny. The forcefulness of the wind means every kick of the ball is like a banana shot - that is amusing for a short time then becomes laughable (there is a difference). The fact that the ref has lost his whistle creates comedy when a forward is one on one with Bentley as the Lino waves wildly so he lets Bentley collect the ball before realising there was no sound from the Ref. The fact that the best pass to one of our players comes from the corner flag to Bentley from a very succinct pass - is it amusing though that the pass is from the camera man and he has seen that playing it on the ground is the way to beat the wind but our players haven't? The fact that Corr's first half contributions are to go down in their penalty area twice, and his third is to go down in our area - the last was a bit of a slapstick fall. Luke Prosser queuing up for a half time cup of tea with the shivering fans indicates that the players refreshments are a bit of a joke. I'm clutching at straws though, nothing fun or interesting happened - it was poor quality entertainment and due to inattentive defending we could have been more than 1 down.
Second half is colder and there is the addition of squally rain. They get a second which looked like it went through Bentley's legs. Clifford who was on as a sub gets sent off for a petulant kick for the Ref to momentarily find his whistle. To be fair we did hit the woodwork twice and Lenny bagged a goal on the 94th minute and we could have fluked a point but Southend got what was deserved - nothing. To the fans though that sang unflinchingly through the moment where we went 2 down, freezing their nuts off after travelling all the way to North Nottinghamshire - they deserved more than what was dished up today.
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