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Mad Rush For Tickets

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Cricko said:
You are nearly a married man Ricey and No do not tempt her with your Fireman's Hose ..
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How am I nearly a married man?? I have only been with the misses less than a month now. Oh John I don't know if you knew but I split up with the one you met when I picked up my shirt.
 
Ricey said:
I have had you already I wanna upgrade to a better model, thought about Cricko but he is well past his sell by date! ;) again I love you really John.
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I will have you know I am in for a four hour sex session tonight .....



*awaits trivial backlash* :thump:
 
MissWestStand said:
You're a fireman?!
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Ricey said:
How am I nearly a married man?? I have only been with the misses less than a month now. Oh John I don't know if you knew but I split up with the one you met when I picked up my shirt.
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Oh sorry mate ...I didn't know that.. hope all is well.....
 
Cricko said:
I will have you know I am in for a four hour sex session tonight .....



*awaits trivial backlash* :thump:
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That include the 2hrs it takes the Stannah Stairlift to get to the top of Cricko mansions and the 1hr 50mins it takes to get out the girdle... what are you going to do for the other 8mins?
 
Cricko said:
Oh sorry mate ...I didn't know that.. hope all is well.....
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Well it was my decision wasn't happy and now got the new misses which is a much better upgrade. She is into the same things as me and will let me buy a new car LOL!!
 
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