Local Elections

[Barry the dog]

Quote[/b] (Shrimpergarry @ June 10 2004,13:46)]He is Harry Hill!

Do you like the lining? Here comes the badger parade.....

Ricky boy what you doing to me!

 

[ESG]

His CV also reads failed Geography and History teacher at Greensward School in Hockley!
Needless to say that he didn't last long and i'm sure those are still the same glasses and jacket he had back in 1979 !

 

[Kent Shrimper]

UK Independance Party for me

UK Independance Party

 

[Javea Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ June 10 2004,13:45)]IIRC, him and Mike had an interesting email conversation...

And what's more ... he runs the ticket office at Prittlewell on weekday mornings (or at least used to up until November 2003 when I last used the FGE line / worked ). The guy is a prat; contradicted everything he spouted on about in the local rags in a response to my email suggesting he speak with us (the fans) about his weird policy with regard to local sporting potential, i.e. it can go somewhere else (like Basildon) ...

WS

 

[Guest]

Surely he knew that Prittlewell trains don't go to Basildon? I'll make a note not to buy tickets from his office in future.

 

[Bigdel]

Quote[/b] (Javea Shrimper @ June 10 2004,18:02)]The guy is a prat; contradicted everything he spouted on about in the local rags in a response to my email

Sounds like he has all the right things to be an MP not just a low life council pleb.

 

[stid]

I'm totally gobsmacked to find that this plonker is a councillor. When my job meant travelling to Romford some days and to London other days I used to buy daily tickets (reclaimable on expenses of course!) at Rayleigh station, and this guy was often working there.

Perhaps he was on relief there or has transferred to Prittlewell since those days, perhaps they've moved him there cos it's the least busy station so he's less chance of causing havoc?

Anyway, if I happened to arrive at the station with a train coming in and there was no queue at the ticket office I knew I WOULD get my ticket to get that train with anyone else on duty but if he was on the counter I knew I WOULDN'T get it. Cos he was so slow and incompetent that he couldn't even operate the machine properly, certainly not without squinting at it for ages through his thick glasses trying to work out what to do. I used to actually feel sorry for him cos I automatically assumed that he was sub-normal and was employed on some care in the community scheme!

And no, I'm not making that last bit up - he really is that dim!

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

Early results show that Labour have lost one seat on the Southend council. Is this our Harry Hill lookalike? Hope so, can't wait to ring him up if it is.

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

Seems the prittlewell clerk has kept his seat with 4 votes in it!
we definately need to step up campaigns in the future against anti-Southend fc councillors/M.P's/MEP's etc, with 4 votes, if that's true we could effectively decide who we want, and who will best work for SUFC's favour....and ours of course

 

[Birri]

I wondered what happened to that plum he was a history teacher when I was in the first year @ Greensward back in 85
All I remember about the tw*t was he wore blue tinited glasses, waffled on about messopotamia and the fith years would come & bundle him in his cupboard & lock him in so unless another teacher let him out we just mucked about.

 

[ESG]

Quote[/b] (Birri @ June 11 2004,09:03)]I wondered what happened to that plum he was a history teacher when I was in the first year @ Greensward back in 85
All I remember about the tw*t was he wore blue tinited glasses, waffled on about messopotamia and the fith years would come & bundle him in his cupboard & lock him in so unless another teacher let him out we just mucked about.

Bloody hell, i can't believe that he was still there in 1985 !

He was fresh out of teacher training college when i was in my 1st year in 1974. Only teacher to get me the cane. Then again it was for three of us throwing conkers at him!!!!

Happy days

PS. He should have gone to spec savers!!

 

[Birri]

lol very true looks like he still needs to from that pic he still has his stupid blue tints he should f@@k off to Iraq & become a candidate there he loves the ragheads so much!

 

[McScriven]

Blue tinted glasses are normally for people with dyslexia

 

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (McScriven @ June 11 2004,10:21)]Blue tinted glasses are normally for people with dyslexia

Do you mean dislekseya?

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ June 11 2004,07:47)]Seems the prittlewell clerk has kept his seat with 4 votes in it!

We tried.

 

[Guest]

Oh well ..... alway next year