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Jay Smith

McScriven

The Ball Boy
THE Blues Matchday magazine is getting bigger - 16 pages to be precise as we become what it is believed the first side outside of the Premier$hite to produce an 84 page programme week in week out.

But not content with slapping in a few interviews here and there to fill the column inches we're after your help as we launch another exciting feature.

We are launching a new Q&A page that gives you the chance to put your favourite players under the Roots Hall spotlight.

However, we don't want your bog standard questions, with the likes of favourite goal, most difficult opponent or worst away ground having been asked many times over during the years.

In our new 'Pure Nuts' feature, we want to get into the nitty gritty of what makes our Blues favourites tick. Who are the personalities behind the men pulling on the Blue of Southend each week?

We want your questions to be different, the more obscure the better. Ask the players who they think is the smelliest in the dressing room, what their worst fashion disaster was, or how many times they used to get detention at school.

Turn the spotlight on them and ask who was the first person they kissed, the most embarrassing record in their collection or what their nickname was when they were twelve!

Pure Nuts will give you the chance to ask these questions and more - just make sure that it's something that will raise a laugh from your fellow supporters.

With the matches coming thick and fast the first appearance of Pure Nuts will be against arch rivals Col******r United on Bank Holiday Monday.

So post those questions now for comeback kid Jay Smith as gets a good going over - the weirder the better.
 
Where do we send questions to, Dave?

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Question One - What's it like having the same surname as a ShrimperZone FC legend ?
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Question Two - Did David O'Leary really have a Prince Albert ?
 
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Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ Aug. 23 2005,12:46)]Question One - What's it like having the same surname as a ShrimperZone FC legend ?
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I'd hardly call Simon a legend
 
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Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ Aug. 23 2005,12:46)]Question One - What's it like having the same surname as a ShrimperZone FC legend ?
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I'd hardly call Simon a legend
Does he play for us ?
 
Question for Jay.
Have you ever watched a video of your goals against Canvey on your own more than once?
What made you leave Villa? Was it because you had to live in Birmingham?
 
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Quote[/b] (McScriven @ Aug. 23 2005,12:39)]Can email them to media@southend-united.co.uk or just post them here.
Well, here's my selection of 10 random questions...

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Matt

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1. Is Warren Goodhind on your Christmas Card list?

2. Toast, butter and...?

3. What's the furthest you've ever travelled away from the UK?

4. Who's your celebrity dream date?

5. You can collect the entire back catalogue of one musical artist or group, place it in a container and fire it into space, never to be seen or heard on Earth again. So, whose music is for the rocket?

6. As someone born in London, how did you end up on Villa's books as a youth?

7. If you could be played by any character you liked from the Muppet Show, who would get the nod? Kermit, Swedish Chef...?

8. You and the missus are having a fondue at home. You drop your bread in the melted cheese. What's your forfeit?

9. Imagine you are a condemned man, and the gaoler says that you are entitled to one final meal before you swing. What will you be tucking into?

10. Korma-chamaeleon or Phall-guy: how hot can you go at your local Indian restaurant? Are you a curry-macho or a curry-mincer?
 
1. If you were going out "on the pull" which squad member would you take along as your ugly mate.

2. If you had grown to a proper height would you have got a bigger car?
 
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ Aug. 23 2005,12:46)]Question One - What's it like having the same surname as a ShrimperZone FC legend ?
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I'd hardly call Simon a legend
Does he play for us ?
Which is excatly why I'm a SZFC legend, A one season wonder.
Shades of Collymore- we both wore number 10 and Im off to Liverpool  
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Serious (ish) questions:

Whose the best at Pro Evo?

Best night out in Southend (or essex)?
 
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1. Is Warren Goodhind on your Christmas Card list?
Matt probably mentioned elsewhere but in the much improved programme yesterday Guttridge cited Mr Goodhind as his best mate in football
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does he still own his white flat cap and espadrilles combo from the 2003 end of season do
 
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Quote[/b] (C'mon you Blues @ Aug. 23 2005,17:18)]Matt probably mentioned elsewhere but in the much improved programme yesterday Guttridge cited Mr Goodhind as his best mate in football
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Nope - not mentioned elsewhere!! Oops indeed....!

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Here's my question:

Will you make sure you don't attempt the same paragraph structure and font because, frankly, that really hurts to read?!
 
Question for Jay:

Do you have 'short man syndrome', a la Napoleon and Joe Pesci?
 
30 questions from me!



do you ever read Matt Walker's page in the programme and get confused by his terminology - e.g. uxorious, pyhrric, etc.

marmite - love it or hate it?

The Mitchell Brothers- saviours of UK hip-hop or Mike Skinner clones?

ever been to Belgium?

Drewe - great haircut and born winner, or bemulleted couldnt hit a barn door striker?

Can anyone understand Lewis in the changing room?

Does the Goat ever get depressed?

Does Petts need his Mum's permission to go training?

Abi Titmuss - embarrassment or national treasure?

Onions - diced, ringed, or Monster Munch?

1970s or 1960s? and why?

Will Smith or Will Ferrell?

Still keep in touch with Tes?

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Hans Blix - scapegoat or international hero?

The Rome Treaty - visionary or basically wrong in its overall perception?

Ever read Harry Potter?

Ever taken a young lady on the Roots Hall pitch?

Are you really not allowed to talk to the Blue Belles?

Who has the worst chat-up line in the squad?

Is Bart like Goldmember - "a pipe and a pancake"

Why is Petts known as Tosh?

is Kights still seeing Jimmy Greaves' grand-daughter? Doesn't that make you feel old?

Is Flavs still ribbed over his antics at Boots and Laces a few years back?

Who's the worst manager you've worked under? Wignall?

Is Britney now usurped by Jessica Simpson?

Is Benno the hardest man in the squad?

Ever met Dagenham Dave? Or Dave from the Spread?

Ever been into the Spread Eagle?

Ever read any websites? (hint, hint)




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